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RollLeft

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  1. Remember, way back, when they first announced Texas to the SEC and the resident SEC posters were like Texas needs to understand they are no longer THE big dog because Texas is not gonna like how Tuscaloosa runs things....cause I member!!! LMFAO...gtf out of here with that shit! Scoreboard bitches!!! We are Texas!! They knew it last year and weve known it since 2009. Fuck those coonasses in their collective goatass!!

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  2. I'm not a Starbucks guy but I had to stop off to get something for someone else.  I get a lemon pastry and water.  The girl smiles and turns the machine and asks for tip, leaning out the window staring right at me.  I lean right back, lean in and to her face say, "Nah, no tip. Thanks!".  The she haz sad look was priceless.  You didn't even make a coffee and the cake is pre-made you twit!

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  3. On 7/27/2023 at 11:32 AM, BeardIP said:

    If you are truly looking for pre-seed, seed or VC money, the rule of thumb is to have 5 boxes checked:

    1) Strong team (they don't like solopreneurs, generally speaking)

    2) Problem

    3) Solution

    4) TAM/Market

    5) Traction to date

    Be able to speak to these 5 at a bare minimum and be able to articulate these things crisply in a pitch deck.

    I read somewhere yesterday that investors see so many pitch decks they give an average of 1 minute to each to read and make a decision. Much like how recruiters give 7 seconds to a resume before they decide if they like you or not, same analogy.

    As someone who has been in and around this a few times, good luck!

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  4. I ate a Korean shabu (hotpot) place today.  Upon receiving the check the tip options started at 19%.  The waiter did serve me but i cooked the food myself.  Surly, please help me decide how to feel inside.

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