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  1. 17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

    One of my best childhood friends fits this thread perfectly and I've watched his journey into being a 34 year old virgin. 

     

    1.) He was overweight as a kid so he get zero attention from girls and he had zero confidence

    2.) Continued being overweight in high school and focused on playing football (OL of course) so much that he never went to prom or on a date

    3.) Got hung up on a girl in college that is way out of hi league and never moved on until graduation

    4.) Got hit on by an ugly slut in college and didn't pursue her for even a night because he felt some sort of chivalry towards said out of league girl who barely knew his name.

    5.) Became an adult and got hung up on another girl out of his league who did text him back but anyone who wasn't an incel could tell she wasn't interested by the way she responded.

    6.) Continue gaining weight until he is 5'9" 300lbs

     

    My wife and I set him up with a friend and we doubled with them for his first ever date (he was 28) and it went well enough that the girl wanted a second, but the girl we set him up with had a similar body type to him and he rejected that instantly and never called her back. Now he's a grown ass man at 34 and his prospects are incredibly dim because he's been on one date in his life, and he has no idea how to treat an actual woman if he were to accidently go on a date again. The poor bastard has his bedroom in his 1br apartment completely decorated in a 7th grade male all sports all the time aesthetic. He has never read a book in his life and can't really talk about anything other than sports or action movies. He doesnt travel because he doesnt want to go alone so he'll only go out of town to sporting events with others. He refuses to use dating apps because of his confidence being 0 and says he would never date a woman with a kid.

     

    This dude has a college degree, has been a teacher for over a decade so he makes alright money (relatively to some other incels), and he's a really nice guy so some woman would assuredly be ok with him being a bit immature in tastes as a grown man. He just doesn't give himself a chance and I'm sure there are plenty of other incels that fit into his category that just don't really know what to do or where they fit in society.

    I have a friend that is in much the same mold, other than the football part.  Overweight dude his whole life, crushes on totally unobtainable hot girls, and ignores any overtures from chicks that are more in his league.  We were talking at the bar one night about a girl that had made it plainly apparent that she was interested in him and he says, "I don't know, I'm just not attracted to her."  I respond, "Who the fuck are you to go around turning down pussy?"

    He was big into cars, at one time he bought a BMW 5 series on the theory that it would attract women to him.  It didn't.  In his mid-40s, he owned a Lexus sedan for his daily driver and an absolutely cherry Porsche Carrera.  He goes out to Vegas with a couple of our other friends, comes back and is recounting the Vegas trip to me.  The highlight of the trip for him was paying 2 grand to drive a Dodge Viper a few laps around the Vegas Motor Speedway.  I'm like you paid 2 grand to drive a car when that would have covered an A level call girl?  Dude, you own 2 cars and have zero pussy.  

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  2. Fast and easy.  Pound of hamburger browned and drained, added most of the big can (19 oz.) of Hatch brand medium red enchilada sauce (keep enough to cover bottom of pan).  About 4 ounces of hot home-roasted Hatch chiles from last season into the gravy, let it simmer.  Sprayed 12 tortillas lightly with Canola oil and browned on piping hot Blackstone griddle.  Grated 1 lb. of sharp cheddar, rolled the enchiladas, and put in pan after dumping remnants of enchilada sauce to cover the bottom.  Top with the enchilada gravy and any leftover grated cheese.  350 degree oven for 25-30 minutes, and you're good to go.

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  3. 38 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

    I didn't grease the pan, but the tortillas went from greasy plate to hot greasy comal to the pan where i rolled them. No con carne on the sauce -these were green enchiladas. Probably it would have been good to have some warm sauce to spoon over the enchiladas on the plate, and I might go 5 per row rather than 6 per row next time - I had to spill a bit of sauce in order to properly cover the enchiladas on either end. Admittedly not the most awesome looking enchiladas or picture - this was a "quick" weeknight meal while I was rocking a baby with my foot and the enchiladas sat there for a bit before i snagged a pic

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    Amazon has a quarter sheet pan and a quarter sheet sized cake pan by Nordic Ware paired.  Cake pan has higher sides and would appear to work well if using a red con carne gravy over the enchiladas.  Just ordered.

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