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  1. 15 hours ago, Sandman said:

    I bought a new fridge, it was delivered today. It didn't come with a manual. I understand, it's the 21st century, I can go online to get it. But then I found out I can't adjust the temp on the machine, I have to download an app to do that. WTF???

    My wife already had the app due to her having a Samsung phone but still, that's fucking stupid.

    You bought a Samsung fridge?Β  Prepare thy anus.

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  2. 7 hours ago, Superhero said:

    I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

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    Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

    Her excuse was β€œyou usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.” Β Never mind the fact that I β€œusually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

    I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.


    She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come.Β 

    God damn, man.Β  That is world class shallowness on her part.

  3. 3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

    I either pour it in my dogs dry food. Or just pour in the yard. But I've done the foil thing before.

    Used to the coffee can, but I don't think any coffee comes in actual metal containers anymore. Maybe Cafe DuMond?

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    Empty quart paint can from Lowe's.

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  4. 5 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

    I have a Gamo with a scope on that. I live on a 1.5 acre wooded lot and squirrels have been chewing on my house. I have killed probably 25 squirrels in the past month with it. It is pretty awesome being able to tattoo a squirrel that's 60 feet up in a tree with an air rifle.Β 

    Same.Β  First squirrel I shot, my Golden Retriever watched it fall out of the tree, ran to it and brought it back to me.Β  Then, she looked at me like, "Finally, you figure out what I was put on earth to do."

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  5. 24 minutes ago, Antidean said:

    I guess it's time for my contribution to this topic.

    Having my first ever surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff suffered about 3 weeks ago. Got to 65 without ever needing cut on but my luck finally ran out.

    No golf until at least mid-summer depending on rehab.

    Had my right shoulder done the week before Thanksgiving.Β  The immobilizing sling is a pain, as is having to sleep in a recliner.Β  Started rehab in December, still going.Β  Work the PT rehab hard; it hurts like a sonofabitch when you first start it but you will get results.Β  I have full pain free mobility and am mainly just doing strengthening exercises in PT now.Β Β 

    I don't know if it is on your dominant arm as mine was.Β  I bought a portable bidet from Amazon and it was worth every cent.Β  Wiping your butt with your non-dominant hand is a messy proposition.

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  6. 12 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

    Only Fans?Β  No real technical skills needed.

    "Uh, yeah, so Trixie, honey.Β  You know I've been busting my ass to provide, but yet we've got all this goddamn credit card debt.Β  The family needs you to start contributing financially, so what I've been thinking is you can show your tits and snapper on the internet for money.Β  In a totally tasteful way, of course.Β  See, this way we can get paid unlike all those pics on r/MILF you post.Β  Pure profit, honey!Β  Sweetie???"

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