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  1. 10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Colin Jost was surprisingly flat.  He hit on a few, but mostly the crowd just groaned.  I thought he'd do better.  Different gig for him, I guess.

    I mean he did a joke about Biden being coked up for the SOTU speech and called it "high speed rails".  Of course that won't land with that audience.

  2. 1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

    Modern Buda was built on the back of the annual Wiener Dog Races.

    Yeah, they race not to attack the cats, but the cat people who are slower and much less shifty.

  3. 4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

    Not enough cracking. Hopefully common sense can be cracked into them but seeing these morons grow up and jerk each other off the cloakroom is the next step   I. Sure Blacklab will come come out of the cloakroom and ban me because my opinion is different so I’ll let you guys beat each other off over free Palestine 

     

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  4. 2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

    You can't invent hypotheticals to get mad at Pierce about. Plenty of other things to knock him on. 

    This feels like hyperbole

    Not a hypothetical.  The dude argues EVERYTHING.

  5. 20 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

    Sorry I should have fallen in line with "trust the corches" during the offseason and save my criticisms for the in-season when we fail to live up to our expectations. Then we will say, if only we are able replace a few underperformers, we would be elite. Wait till next year! That is the Aggy, I mean the surly way now.

     

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  6. This is like when the Bad News Bears drove to Houston in that custom sex van, stopped in El Paso, played a bunch of hardcore vatos on that shitty field with boulders all over the outfield, and got their ass kicked.

  7. 4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

    My cousin is hooking up with a paralegal and she said she heard that Sweat asked for a translator, being that English is not his first language  and since one was not provided to him, his case is being tossed out. 

     

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  8. 7 hours ago, dittohead said:

    I am afraid there might be more to this story.  Evidently, he was in the hospital late Saturday night/into Sunday, hence the odd booking time and timing of the arrest.  More to come, but that is what the birds are chirping.

     

     

     

  9. 3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Uh, have you been on campus?  I have seen several Lambos on the regular this year.  A nice white one parks right outside my son's apartment  I'm no expert, they might not be the highest priced Lambos in town which no doubt a few tech bros are driving, but there is some serious high-HP sheet metal cruising around West Campus these days, and it ain't the theater majors driving them.

    It's the Insta influencers and Onlyfans content creators.

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