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Irwin F Fletcher

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  1. I will bet you any amount of money that Texas scores more than 15 points at home against this BYU defense. 
    BYU has given up 31 to Arkansas, 38 to Kansas, 27 to Cincinnati, and 44 points to TCU. Only 1 of those teams even has a good offense. Some of you are way too reactionary. 
    This. I'll take some action on Texas scoring more than 15 points.
  2. That mugshot is quite the legacy.  
    I think we just found the best way that Biden can honor Trump. Make that mugshot Trump's presidential painting to hang in the White House.
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  3. 99.5% of this board will make it to his death and the celebration.  The only thing you need concern yourself with is that, yes...we will probably lose a few hundred posters (myself included) to the debauchery of celebration that will ensue.  I don't know how to do that Keith Richards thing where you pack your own blood to have on hand in case you party too hard.  But I would suggest we all familiarize ourselves with the platform.  
    I remember my father remarking that Jimmy Carter leaving office in 1981 when I was a small boy was honorable and that he was a good man.  He told me about despite not liking him, weeping on a U.S. Navy ship after Kennedy was murdered in '63.  Our whole household was in shock and prayer mode when Reagan was shot.  My grand-uncle was an assistant secretary in the cabinet of Nixon & Ford and accompanied both of their motorcades when they left office out of patriotic pride.  
    When Trump goes from this Earth...none of that decorum or tradition will matter.  I will snort lightning and inject thunder.  We will all make it because it's what God wants.  This miserable piece of shit isn't sent by the Lord our God to redeem us.  He was sent here to remind us we need to be better.  He's a Messianic test alright, but not the one his disciples think.  He exists as a harbinger. A reminder not to be a walking glob of immoral shit.  And he'll be gone.  We all will be.  But his will the most celebrated decay of flesh.  We'll write poems and songs and movies about how we enjoyed his demise.   Only challenge isn't the artistry, but how many followers we can get to go out with him.  Let us astonish Jim Jones and Charles Darwin alike.  My grandchildren will toast to what we do in this country in the next couple of years.  Let's make it a noble one...
    Damnit @YGIFS you've got to paraphrase.

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  4. Still a fascinating statistic after all these decades.  Last time a Democratic Presidential nominee won a general election and took office for a previous Democratic President who left office of their own volition (left before 2-term limit deal was an issue or just decided not to run again, does not include death in office or assassination) was Buchanan after Pierce.  Curiously, both one-term presidents.  And that occurred, by the time of the next inauguration, 164 years ago.  
    I honestly don't know if Trump will be dead, or unavailable to run, if another GOP nominee will win, if y'all's party will somebody else forward over an aging Biden, or if Biden himself will win a well-deserved second term.
    But our history of Presidents is much more curious than most people realize.  But what I do know is that very, very soon...Donald Trump...the 45th President of the United States.  And perhaps the 47th (hopefully not, but history is a mad scientist).  He is going to die.  And for the first and only occurrence in every single lifetime of every poster on here...we will witness the celebration of a fallen President.  We all watched Presidents get voted out, impeached, even shot.  But we all rallied and wished them well because they were public servants, public leaders, public disciples.  But we get to watch Donald Trump die.  We get to celebrate it.  We get to watch the world embrace it.  We get to see his moronic followers weep over his casket in the Capitol while we wind them up to murder one another at the post-game tailgate.  We get to see, for the first time in the history of our Republic, the dead body of our former Head of State, literally get pissed on.  That is not nothing.  We have buried controversial presidents, mourned those that died in office, or went to the other side after passing in old age despite controversy and tumult.  But this guy is going out soon and we get to watch 24/7 coverage of the world celebrating his death and his confused acolytes seeking meaning in a time of great despair.  I get to laugh at tens of millions of stupid people in real time and show my children what true evil looks like with visual aids.  Enjoy it folks, because god willing-it will never, ever happen again in our lifetime.
    Many of the world's worst despots have had their graves unmarked, moved, or destroyed so that they would not serve as rallying points for extremist movements.  We may actually get to shit on America's shittiest President.  Yeah, few of us gonna get arrested.  But think about that.  We get to debase the grave of our worst American, who somehow led us.  
    Damnit @YGIFS you've got to be more succinct.
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  5. "Accidental" overdose "due to stress" upcoming.
    And then Trump will drop a lovely tribute on Truth about how that ugly rigger Fani Willis killed one of the greatest patriots the country has ever known, and I won the 2020 election fair and square!
    I'm good with that. Who's up next? Meadows? Ladybugs?
  6. indict him 4 times or 10 or 45 times, he ALWAYS wiggles out of it.  Can't find 12-0 anywhere, sympathizer will exist anywhere.  Let's face reality -- Covid KO'd Trump in 2020 and the Inflation monster will KO Biden , not to mention the absolute idiocy of liberals to rarely defend him - in the manner they always defended Obama.  America survived 2017-20 and will survive 2025-2028. 
    Go get some Taco bell and let the adults continue the discussion.
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  7. Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.
    Is he afraid that Putin has bugged MAL? Fuck that noise, go sit in your car and discuss whatever issue you have with your "lawyers" while heading to McDonald's.
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