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  1. Neither Powers nor McRaven ever had any issue standing up to the Governor or Board of Regents. But there was a mutual respect, even a detente or sorts. That's why this is so strange to me. Eltife and Longoria have been incredibly meddlesome foot soldiers for Abbott the last couple of years (we've see how it's unfolded). But Jay still has some spine in him and some political capital with which to check the cards. But he folded almost immediately. And Milliken and almost the entirety of his System staff have been stone cold silent. Say what you want about the stupidity of the A&M Chancellor/System, when anything big happens...they are out in front of the media. They have idiotic takes, but at least they're communicating. UT System is just holding its dick, looking at the tower, like that monkey puppet meme "Uhhh, good luck with all that..."
  2. Like Danny DeVito says in "The War of the Roses", there is no winning here, only degrees of losing. Trump dies of natural causes. 25mm fail to accept it. Commit to a cult-like hive mind that he was killed by the deep state or is still alive and running a shadow government in exile. You think they're fucking insane now, wait until this historical path comes to fruition. Trump loses the election. Probably the more likely outcome. Most Republicans just move on and plot for bicameral control. But again, 25mm don't accept it and take to the streets in violent protest. Trump is imprisoned. Highly unlikely. But still possible. Again, blood in the streets. Biden loses in a legit fashion due to EC. Sorry, I was raised to leave a place better then you found it. But, and is not Baldwin-esque theatrics...I can relocate within 90 days, thru family, to Costa Rica, Portugal, Mexico, or right of return to Israel. In-laws wouldn't be too happy about it. But while they're cheering on a new Trump administration and him having SCOTUS judges imprisoned, I'll be sitting on a beach earning 20%. Full disclosure, I will have this website shut down by UT for some sort of hyped-up licensing bullshit claim and all this anti-Trump shit will disappear like a fart in the wind. He wouldn't bother scrubbing a college football board for anti-Trump positions, but his minions on this site would gleefully send in our posts about him and we will have checkmarks placed against our IP addresses and there will be no shortage in Texas of meathooks on which to hang enemies of the state. Trump isn't the one I'm worried about. He's too stupid and weak to anything of fatality. It's his moronic foot-soldiers, hundreds of which proudly reside here, that give me great pause for the safety of my family.
  3. Yep. And let's just remember how brave RGB was for staying on the bench until the very end. Brilliant gameplan. Y'll better hope Biden wins and can replace a dying Thomas or Alito because Sotomayor ain't getting any healthier.
  4. "Tits & Cars" Sounds like a great buddy cop movie. Let's go see that film. Would it be animated, or like that virtual porn thing where the breasts are cartoonishly large, or how does this work? Asking for a friend.
  5. Well Naval Intelligence isn't what it used to be. I honestly wonder if he couldn't be primaried by a more moderate Republican. I know, I know every GOP'er is evil and donating millions to a high single digit +R is the Democratic playbook. But he is losing allies in the party and right quick. It's not gonna flip until 2032. And the party would love to get rid of this shitstain since he's no longer a viable fundraiser. Just curious what may happen this cycle. probably nothing. But surely by 2026.
  6. Those "All out of Love" one-liners were damn funny. That sketch was so close to being cut, and ended up being a long-running, multi-season 10:1 sketch. I think somebody posted the Neil Diamond by Will Ferrell bit on the old site. It was also a 10:1 sketch IIRC and probably sounded insane at table read. And I can't find it online either, but fuck it that didn't make me double over in laughter when he talks about killing a hitch-hiker just to feel human again. I think it was Tim Meadows as the band leader and you cannot honestly tell if he's about to break/bust out laughing or is just ashamed of being in such a moronically-premised sketch. But I fucking love that one. Speaking of breaking. "Quien es Mas Macho" will always stick out to me because Ricky Nelson, who had no business being on the shoe. He was a washed up singer at that point and had no comedic chops. And the ending with ICE coming onto the set is lazy. But there are a few minutes where Murray and Nelson don't even use the cue cards. They nail the whole sketch, dry style. And mind you, in Spanish. And nobody breaks despite the absurdity and shitty accents. It always stuck out to me as a demonstration of the absurd without being that absurd.
  7. My whore smells like whiskey and feet. Wasn't that great a sketch, but that line has stuck with me for decades.
  8. Yes Billy, the "graduation ceremony encampment" is biggest concern this week.
  9. But he is referring to himself in the third person again, which is always a sign of mental acuity. "Armybrat will have the #7 Especial and an extra strong margarita. Muchas Garcias."
  10. Damnit, I had another name already picked out. Fucking 2024 Bingo!
  11. Because they were too busy voting for Gary Johnson?
  12. They’re not gonna go against their former Dean who may be resuming his role there directly.
  13. Yeah, I just did a cursory scroll. It’s not most but it’s certainly not just the vilified majors represented on there. Lots of professionals. And as the old saying from Curly goes “and the semester ain’t over yet…”
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