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  1. Wait, whuh? Was that just posted today or did somebody dig that up from 3+ years ago?
  2. to be fair to trump, it's understandable that a man with a dick that small to ascertain what a 'gag' is....
  3. Is that Butt-Head's sister over his left shoulder?
  4. Always love a good 'taint' reference. But just to be clear, father stepping out on their families & wives to possibly impregnate a woman whose possible child would likely be raised fatherless is bad? Do I have that correct, fellas?
  5. Did he sue the rancher/dairy farmer because of something the cow did to him or his vehicle or his property? Or did he actually file suit directly against the bovine? I mean, I knew a Cow once that sued a human because it tried to sexually assault it along with his friend, Cowboy Lee Harvey who later fled legal proceedings by enlisting in the U.S. Army under Sgt. Hulka.
  6. Wait, what? He sued a Cow? Darry the Dairy Farmer from Letterkenny, "How's a fella get mixed up in that sort of business anyhow?"
  7. Interesting question. On my mother's side, all from Mexico & Iberia. The shorter, darker relatives seem to be the most racist now that I think about it. Must be something to it. It goes that way for all her distant relatives as well. Some of them married very white Anglos, including me. But I still look quite Hispanic and Spanish was my first language. Very dark brown eyes, probably 50th%ile colored skin, almost black and straight hair (only appears lighter now in contrast to all the grey coming in as I age). I pride myself on not being racist, Lobo as you can tell just hates everybody the same. But yeah, in looking at our extended family and all of the family friends...the more "Hispanic" they look...yeah, the more outwardly racist they tend to be. My oldest uncle was very light skinned and tall and went by an Anglo name despite his Spanish sounding birth name. And he was the sweetest man I ever knew, not a mean bone in his body towards anybody. Some of my shorter, darker relatives probably use the "N-word" on a daily basis. Never really thought of that until this post. /not-so-cool-story-bro
  8. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. But a sound commentary, nonetheless.
  9. Will have to see a tits picture first before casting my ballot.
  10. Oh geez, he must really mean business. He's going to test Trump's capacity to lie under high stakes situations? Oh my, bold strategy Cotton.
  11. I know it's a Tuesday night game, and it's a poorly aging metric.....but 7.71 ERA v. 7.92 ERA? My old weeknight beer league had better pitching lines.
  12. "There ain't nobody here but us chickens. There ain't nobody here at all..."
  13. This question will be a typical askew Lobo post. I got a good grade in CrimPro 25 years ago but I've never been a party to a criminal trial. Have no idea how this goes down. So to you serious CrimLaw Cats, particularly those familiar with NY State courts: -If a juror is gotten to, or a family member of their is threatened and they can't serve for obvious reasons, are they just replaced by an alternate or does the whole trial shut down and a new jury seated? Is it a mistrial that has to be completely 'rebooted' from scratch? Does the judge look into how the jury was compromised and dole out punishment? Basically, is there some inherent delay advantage to fucking with a juror/juror family member so as to punt this thing even farther downfield to get closer to the election? I know from having grown up around Sam Giancana's son-in-law and labor union leaders and trucking guys, about jury tampering to just sway a vote from 12-0 to 11-1. But none of those guys were running for President of the United States. They bought some time to marshal resources or sway a unanimous vote. Fucking with this particular Manhattan jury would seem to still come down harshly on Trump but something he can hold as political capital and drive out more votes should it not be resolved by June, but rather by October. I dunno. It's not gonna take a MAGA lunatic much poking to go out and act on their God's behalf and do something stupid or dangerous. I thought I was being paranoid, but we've already had Trump sleep through most of the trial, somebody resigned duty over a 'medical' issue, several have expressed concern over their safety, Judge keeps appearing/disappearing with no explanation, and a dude set himself on fire outside the courthouse. And by the way, we're only 5 days into the proceedings and the only other comparable court case circus was O.J.'s and he just happened to die before this all got started. The simulation is being weirder than me. And that's saying something.
  14. Wow, the CEO of a recently 'gone public' stock doesn't understand how shorts/puts work. And demanding that somebody look into why big banks aren't endorsing his single issue, which by the way is illegal. When Trump wonders why his stock has cratered, maybe look at Chief Executive Dipshit for starters.
  15. He later went on to become the mayor of Austin. Austin, Minnesota. And his City Manager? You guessed it. Another less-famous brother. Frank Stallone. Glad to see Foreigner (not always my cup of tea), Ozzy, and Frampton getting recognition. Never a huge fan of any of them, but they have endured for many, many decades. Just happened to be clicking through XM radio the other day driving near campus and DMB channel came on and reminded me of waiting in line at Tower Records with this girl I was hung up on for his new release in the late 90's. Music doesn't hold up great, but if you were in your 20's back then...you listened to DMB. No shame in it, we were just trying to get laid. But I have to say their technical prowess on their respective instruments is still impressive to this day. I mean, seriously proficient and still able to improvise/jam. And they're still doing it 30+ years later. Much respect. Would never pay to download a song, but there's something to be said for endurance in any Hall of Fame, music or sports or acting. To keep delivering night after night for decades. That's not nothing.
  16. There's a full 'mooning' joke in here somewhere.
  17. What was the line in "Anchorman" "Oh God, it smells like a used diaper...filled with Indian food." You could paste Trump's head over Paul Rudd's and then Melania's over Veronica's. "That's the smell of desire, m'lady." It smells like Bigfoot's Dick!
  18. Yes, but what Trump's viral theory suggests is, "What if they went outside...at night?"
  19. Good god, I never realized how much a young Fidel Castro looks like a younger, slimmer Ted Cruz with a different beard. Holy shit. So that's what his dad was doing there...
  20. So the 'Daily Special' at Gonzmart's restaurant is 'Fresh Face Curated by Leopard.' Evil as it is, at least DeSantis had the decency to tell you what he was gonna do to your business, dumbass.
  21. Many people are saying it. Lots of people. People with tears in their eyes. Tremendous people. I remember I had 6th grade English teacher who used to call a student out during book reports/presentations/etc. if they uttered the phrase, "Everybody said" or "Everybody knows" or "Everybody thinks" and she'd ask, "Okay, name one of those everybodys please." And we, the students, would get so embarrassed that we never used those phrases again through grad school. But Trump made it popular again and now his minions think it's proper logic & grammar.
  22. How can a society last that long comprised exclusively of women, then?
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