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Funny you should post that. The neighbor kid nextdoor is like most 8 year olds, a very rambunctious lad. We have our google fiber wire from the street kinda 'underground' running up the house. And he and his friends like to dig around in our mutual sideyard and fuck around. And choring yesterday, I noticed about a foot of exposed cable they had for some reason, dug up. And the dad was apologetic. "If anything's broken, we'll take care of the bill." And I said, "Thanks for the service fee, but my main concern is I gotta be home between 8-2 or 2-8pm." And then I made a joke about the cable guy saying "What if we made specific appointments like doctors or dentists?" Thinking he'd get the Seinfeld reference. He then said, after 5 years of living next door to one another, he's never watched the show. So you'd think people would want to move away from Lobo, but now I'm seriously considering moving away from these lunatics.
And then as fate would have it, we dialed up a re-run last night for Spring Break since our oldest wants to watch more Seinfeld with Mom & Pop. It was the Yada episode. And wife and I are cracking up. And she's asking us why it's funny. And I said, "Well, Barnes and his friends were digging around in our sideyard for some reason. And yadayadayada, stay away from him and small animals." Wife was not amused./csb