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  1. Say what you want about John Sharp, that fucker knows how to grease the wheels and get unethical money rather easily. Guy's got more friends in our government and THECB and UTIMCO than I can count. He must have pictures of them with sheep or something. Oh wait...
  2. I thought it was Toonces. The cat that drove off with the classified documents and tapes.
  3. Because every colony the French touched, they left a complete shitshow. The Spanish aren't much better, but at least most of their former colonies are functioning countries. Same with the Dutch. I am 100% against colonization and in no way apologizing for what my Iberian and German ancestors did. But the French can go ahead and shut the fuck up about diplomacy and human rights. Haiti, Sudan, Guiana, Syria, Senegal, Cambodia, et. al. There's nothing they can't fuck up and then lecture us about. They're the fucking A&M of Colonial Empires. The one thing they got right is Quebec and that's only because the rest of Canada pitched in to help.
  4. I fucking hate that kid. He's in my daughter's class. Runs fast, but picks his nose, always wears a purple shirt.
  5. I didn't catch it the first watch. "Acid Tests". I think we all remember the Ken Kesey "Electric Klinton Acid Tests" And I know I can't ask this question on DT, but what the fuck is his deal with Bill's socks? I mean most of his delusional rants are at least based on some sort of twisted memory of history. But I don't get the sock bit? Did it start out as an allegation of 'Stock Fraud' and he just kept repeating 'Socks' over and over again and just went with that? Classified documents and tapes in a sock drawer? I mean Bill did some dumb shit, but a sock drawer? That'd be like storing documents and tapes in a bathroom.
  6. That was such a wonderful scene in a great film. And incredibly appropriate to the MAGA movement. A bunch of people who think they're the smartest person in the room, and to call out their stupidity would be an insult to stupid people. Otto probably started conversations "As a student of philosophy" with the same frequency these people start conversations with "As a student of history" or "As an expert on the Constitution."
  7. “It’s essentially acid that will destroy anything within ten miles” Well, the early draft of Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” sounds interesting. I didn’t realize Trump had read some of the classics.
  8. You shut your whore mouth! Aaron Rodgers is a goddamn American patriot who has the balls to stand up to the establishment of science and criminal justice. I mean, can you prove Sandy Hook and Covid actually happened? Can you prove Aaron even had an Achille's injury? No, you can't. And that's their system of intimidation. What truly cracks me up about Rodgers is how many folks on here would gladly blow him if ordered to by their false God. And this is a site of mainly, well-educated and financially-comfortable men. What the fuck it must it be like out there in regular America? Or...is that Aaron's point? I know 99% of his supporters will keep quiet in light of this news about his beliefs on Sandy Hook and 9/11, but honestly-the mental gymnastics y'all pull off to justify your support of him. I'm honestly kind of in awe. Like, if you could use those powers for good like helping people in need or supporting loved ones or lending help to your community, what we could accomplish as Americans is just off the charts. But yeah, bend your knee to asshats like this, doing a bang-up job!
  9. I'm tech-illiterate too sir. I say we invent a knock-off chain called "Buc-Eds" which offers more Reynosa-styled bathrooms, undercooked baked beans, and leaded gasoline.
  10. Buc-Ed's, Armybrat? You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again? Not judging, you've earned it brother.
  11. "Hey Aaron, we've got some game film here about the Buffalo Bills defense. It's from mainstream outlets like CBS and ESPN, you wanna take a look?" -Nah thanks, I do my own research. Leonard Floyd is just a propaganda deep-state agent thrust upon us by the Swamp.
  12. Well, Cubans do make good pitchers.
  13. That would certainly explain my prolonged bruising and elongated scrotal sack. ENJOY YOUR DINNER, FUCKERS!
  14. Look man, I contacted John Totes through a mutual contact. He was actually flattered by the idea of throwing out the first pitch. But Juan Choates couldn't make it after all. And so Jon Otts is out due to scheduling conflicts. But his other brother Darrell is available should we need him. I'm just looking forward to squeezing in 3 games before the travel deal kicks in.
  15. Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment. -Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage? -How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'? It comes from a corrupt system, not UTIMCO.
  16. Okay, so we're like a few months away from Nicole selling "Rainey Street Victim" ribbons at the Surly tailgate to raise money for their funerals? And we're all just gonna pretend like we don't know what's going on? Nicole: "WHO? WHO? Who will not wear the ribbon?!?!?!?"
  17. Look lady, I don't have your fancy medical training. But in certain positions...a man's scrotum will slap up against a woman's clitoris. I wasn't suggesting throwing hands. It's just the way passionate lovemaking works sometimes. I don't have time to diagram this scenario, nor this sentence. That this thread derail is happening on a Trump felony news stream only proves my point. We live inside a computer. And the shift key is the clitoris.
  18. The Princess of somesuch bullshit in the UK was on the beach with Krueger. And there was a beached whale. And then Prince Charles got cancer but a Juilliard trained dermatologist couldn't diagnose it correctly. And George lost a lot of hair, but not Prince George, but Costanza George. And then some illicit photos were taken of everyone. And then Kate, yadayadayada, she never mentioned the bisque. Because British royalty don't discuss shellfish. Are you new here or something?
  19. I pictured you saying this as Prescilla in "The Naked Gun" "I'm boiling fajitas, how do you like it?" -Very hot. And very moist.
  20. And we just don't talk about how the young lady on the far right of the photo. Her left hand is somehow larger than Donald Trump's? Dammit, this forum used to notice shit like this!
  21. Yeah dude, I was being sarcastic. Would RsBI be better? We could do this all day. I think back almost monthly to a great exchange between Harry Carry and Steve Stone growing up in Chicago watching WGN Cubs after school. Relating to stats. "Hey Stoney, you're more of a stats man than me. Up to bat is Gary Matthews, the Sarge. Says here he's got 12 hits in his last 6 at-bats. That's wild." -Well Harry, he's technically got 12 hits. But in his last 6 games. Still impressive though. "Like I said Stoney, you're better at math."
  22. ^ Funny you should post that. The neighbor kid nextdoor is like most 8 year olds, a very rambunctious lad. We have our google fiber wire from the street kinda 'underground' running up the house. And he and his friends like to dig around in our mutual sideyard and fuck around. And choring yesterday, I noticed about a foot of exposed cable they had for some reason, dug up. And the dad was apologetic. "If anything's broken, we'll take care of the bill." And I said, "Thanks for the service fee, but my main concern is I gotta be home between 8-2 or 2-8pm." And then I made a joke about the cable guy saying "What if we made specific appointments like doctors or dentists?" Thinking he'd get the Seinfeld reference. He then said, after 5 years of living next door to one another, he's never watched the show. So you'd think people would want to move away from Lobo, but now I'm seriously considering moving away from these lunatics. And then as fate would have it, we dialed up a re-run last night for Spring Break since our oldest wants to watch more Seinfeld with Mom & Pop. It was the Yada episode. And wife and I are cracking up. And she's asking us why it's funny. And I said, "Well, Barnes and his friends were digging around in our sideyard for some reason. And yadayadayada, stay away from him and small animals." Wife was not amused./csb
  23. Because he has to stay 60.5' away from Daryl Hall, dumbass. Court order 'n shit.
  24. Bossa Nova, Biff? As in the genre 'Samba'? The Bob Marley song literally called "Lick Samba" as we're discussing a Raucous Clitoris good enough to lick? Good luck at church later this month with your in-laws at Easter Service when you're trying to not blurt out we're living in a simulation as you contemplate, "Why the fuck are we hiding eggs from Jesus, and the fertile bunny is always called a 'he', and having RC colas instead of pepsi. That don'T MAKE NO SENSE!"
  25. Raucous Clitoris, slaps and goes hard? I love two things in this world. 80's overly-caffeinated second-tier colas because we couldn't afford Coke or Pepsi. And the vagina. Unlike Trump though, I don't grab either unless I've been given consent. In both cases, by a popping sound. Wait, what were we talking about again?
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