Everything posted by Bodowned
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
3rd & 9 and he throws a 4 yard out. Truly incredible. This guy is a 3 year QB. Fuck you, Sark.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
hahahahahaha Ewers also pathetic that Cam Williams got bull rushed by #24 there
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
of course he threw a 5 yard curl to the smallest guy on the field.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Love how Quinn Ewers pump fakes the run like he’s actually gonna keep it on the ZR when we all know he’s a pussy who will never pull it.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Defense doing everything they can to keep us ahead despite our dogshit field positioning due to bad offense and shit special teams.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Fuck this punter. We should be holding open try-outs at this point.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
GET QUINN OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Wisner — you are a fucking moron. YOU caused the hold. Why in the fuck are you bouncing that offside when it’s being blocked inside?
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
It’s just crazy to have this level of speed & talent at every level on offense and we’re stuck throwing 5-yard passes all the way down the field. It’s legitimately a training wheels offense with him in there. We had one downfield throw with Moore for a TD and there’s been nothing explosive downfield since.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Our ceiling is capped with Ewers. Period. Arch is gonna make mistakes, but the growing pains will make him better when he faces good teams at the end of the year. Ewers has been here 3 years and still hasn’t taken the next step to being an elite QB. It’s never going to fucking happen. Any team that breathes on him is going to generate drive-crippling plays for our offense.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
FUCKING EWERS.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Quinn literally needs a perfect pocket to do anything positive. If there’s a slight sign of pressure, you can chalk it down as a sack / incompletion / interception almost every time. It is clockwork.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Every Quinn Ewers sack is just a throwback to when Brett Favre handed Michael Strahan the record.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Just move up the fucking field, Helm! You’re 6’6” — lower your shoulder.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Wow, what a call by Sark on 3rd & 7.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
There’s always 10 yards of space for Quinn to keep it and he never does
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Another dumb fucking penalty.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Just unbelievably piss-poor, stupid fucking football that this goes into the half 21-10 instead of 24-7 or 28-7.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
We get the ball at our own 43 with a minute left in the half and it’s Vanderbilt that manage to get a FG attempt off. This is how you lose football games.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Stop. Rushing. 3.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
That’s so fucking terrible by Ewers. Too slow to process. Self-sack.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
If they give this to us, we’ve gotta be thinking touchdown with 3 TOs. No half measures.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Maybe not enough to overturn? That last angle looks like a fumble…
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
It’s close, but I think this is getting overturned. Inexcusable to let him get that far down the field in the first place. Lefau needs to finish the tackle.
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Jesus fucking Christ.