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miguelito

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  1. 27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Last night I had to leave work and head directly to one of my kid's orchestra concerts.  I texted my wife to ask where she was sitting in the auditorium.

    Wife:  middle middle left

    I posted this on the old site, but I knew 2 girls that planned to meet up in Austin, on the left side of the Tower.

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  2. 6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

     

    It is milk chocolate ice cream combined with peanut butter cookie dough (what you would make peanut butter cookies with) and milk chocolate chunks. I didn't even know that I needed this combination in my life, but it's as if I've taken the read pill, am staying in wonderland, and seeing how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I went to the HEB because I knew something. What I knew I can't explain, but I felt it. I've felt it my entire life, that there's something wrong with the ice cream choices.  I didn't know what it was, but it was there, like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad. It is this ice cream.  I was a slave. Like everyone else I was born into bondage. Into a prison that I cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for my mind. Now I see a world without prisons or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.


     

    It sounds like you have listeria.

     

     

    edit: hopefully HEB will come out with their listeria-free version soon.

  3. He was on Conan a while back, and talked about pissing people off with the hero stuff.  But what he said in that interview was funny, and not wrong.

    "First responder?!  I called you!"

  4. 1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:


     


    My friend was the beer cart guy at some charity golf event Willie was playing and was surprised when Willie partook as he's known to no longer imbibe and as he cracked open the can he just grinned at him and muttered "Doing it for the kids."


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    Cool story, but "beer cart guy"?  That sounds like a shitty golf tournament.  Beer carts need to be handled by 19 year old hot girls who can't add 5+5.

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