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Chips O'Toole

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  1. Extremely lucky Stuver started diving to his right well before that one shot following the idiotic defender's header straight to the LA fwd. That was a giftwrapped open net if he doesn't lay out when be did.
  2. Calzada is my favorite player now. He's a mess, and I love him.
  3. Corch on the field? https://www.kvue.com/article/sports/soccer/austin-fc/austin-fc-coachs-son-signed-as-youngest-homegrown-player-in-team-history/269-86e8504d-6a6c-4181-8e89-bcc5e7b445ab
  4. I'm going to start scouting other teams to follow in the 2022 WC. Open go suggestions.
  5. That's embarrassing.
  6. What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Sound.
  7. This is where being in Austin is a huge advantage... RnR has pretty much every JHS pedal for rental at like $10/ month or something. OR do the pedal of the month club, rent 3 overdrives for $20/month to choose your favorite. https://rocknrollrentals.com/topic/pedalofthemonthclub
  8. Drew Tarver and Molly Shannon are both excellent in this.
  9. I don't think it is a mystery at all. Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry were able to channel Kaufman's schizophrenic storytelling into 3 incredible movies. After watching Synecdoche, I was pretty sure I would never watch another Kaufman film that he actually directed himself. I wasn't even the least bit interested in seeing his new film, as I believe he cannot put his own stories on film in a coherent way.
  10. Yeah, I'll take a free cross to a completely unmarked man at the 6, thanks!
  11. I hate when they work past the 18, get blocked, proceed to pass back until it gets to Stuver. They never make it much past midfield on the next build-up.
  12. Are you going to publish this as satyanash erotic fan fiction? Because if so, I will give you negative $9.95 for this content.
  13. Really nice ball by Driussi on that last free kick. Haven't seen him do much with the ball which seems to get sucked into the black hole of the right wing there it gets knocked around for a bit before passing back to midfield. That header by Wood was immaculate.
  14. Wood went full qwop to sell that foul.
  15. Shit nevermind.
  16. RSL has blown a couple of close shots already.
  17. I love the mango-chile flavor of these.
  18. That was the third cross this half that made it through to one of our open guys at the back post. Zero shots were attempted.
  19. And now, my favorite part of Austin FC games, the opposition sitting on a lead knowing that Verde cannot score, particularly when trailing.
  20. Fucked around and found out on that one.
  21. Screenshots of aggy threads should go in the thread that was specifically created for screenshots of aggy threads.
  22. Can't you just get Laramie to handle the entertainment for your birthday party? It's not that cool to pay people to come to your own birthday party. Or is Laramie too busy managing Tummies' financials?
  23. Maybe everybody could sing "If you like it then you should put RING on it..." and all the ladies can jangle their ring fingers in the air for 10 minutes. No? Just trying to be a good supporter here.
  24. I think the green verde light looks cool live, it's not quite as jarring as on tv. Of course, I haven't seen it after an actual goal, ffs.
  25. The song is called "Havana" and it's a catchy pop song. If it was just a short song they did once a game I would be good with it, but they do it once each half and it feels like they go on for 5-6 minutes. I would be fine with that too, but the crowd also holds up their cell phones with the flash on and waves them around. It's not terrible and I have no problem with people who like it, but I don't enjoy it or wish to participate. I find the waving of a cell phone to be on the same level of lame and cliche as holding up a lighter or doing the wave. I also just don't enjoy organized crowd participation as much as most people, which I know makes me lame. I guess some people think the cell phone thing is amazing, and it might be once or twice but I don't love it. I was quoted this morning for a comment i made during the game last night when they scored during the song. I had joked that maybe they should stop singing it, and now it's a whole discussion.
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