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Chips O'Toole

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  1. She would be pure wheelhouse for me if it wasn't for her repulsive personality.
  2. Step 1. Send Hamm a crate of bourbon signed "<3 MeeMaw" on Thursday morning Step 2. Look at twitter Step 3. Lulz
  3. Fucking rabbits out of fucking helmets, man.
  4. I hope somebody gets a quote from Evans after this game. You know, now that Texas has faced a real defense.
  5. At 0:50 he tackles a blocker, a defender and a runner and doesn't even fall down.
  6. That looks amazing but the size of the pepperonis suggests it is either fake or somebody used a hole punch to make pepperonis for ants.
  7. Is it possible to get food-borne tetanus?
  8. I'm about to finish book 2 of the Kingkiller Chronicles. It's been great but I should have held off on reading it until the 3rd book was out. Should I read The Slow Regard Of Silent Things, or just move on to something else?
  9. On two of his 40+ misses, one against TCU and one against KSU, I noticed as he was kicking that he appears to have a shorter approach to the ball than other kickers. It looked funny to me and I was half-expecting him to miss those kicks. I have not gone back to rewatch them and have never studied kickers and their approach to a ball, so I am probably just announcing my own lunacy in this thread.
  10. Did Detroit fashion their uniforms out of dryer lint in an attempt to go green?
  11. The defensive holding was called on Wheeler who did grab an eligible receiver before Delton took off on a run. It's not that weird to call that. What made it weird was that Delton picked up like 10 yards on the scramble and then they tacked on the 10 yard penalty to the end of the run putting them in the red zone. Not wrong, but pretty weird.
  12. One of my favorite memories from the David Ash era is beating Kansas State by 3 touchdowns.
  13. So no turnovers by either team and zero penalty yards on one of the teams. Sounds legit.
  14. I wonder what happens first, KSU getting a penalty or a turnover.
  15. I was watching the highlights from this game and holy shit, the play-by-play guy sounds just like Mayor Quimby.
  16. Might as well say Waco and Austin are equidistant from Silsbee.
  17. Member when Taylor Hamm got fired from 247 and everybody was sad because we would no longer be able to observe his reckless insane shenanigans? I member.
  18. This is just too entertaining to not be part of some computer simulated aggyverse. I feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow to find out that Dfigs is Meemaw's bookkeeper or some shit.
  19. I think the team needs to COLTivate a winning spirit. This is the thread for former QB name puns, correct?
  20. Where do y'all go for austin area football schedules? I can't find a good site other than maxpreps.com which bugs me to sign up.
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