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Zharkov

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  1. 4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

    Its a good thing, I guess, that I didn't drunkenly post to share nudes last weekend if we got Urban. I would have to deliver. I don't welch.

    Still plenty of time to drink today. 🤨

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  2. 8 minutes ago, Horndog said:

    I went to that game at the last minute. Bought tickets in the parking lot. Great seats, 45 yard lower bowl. Turns out they were part of the allotment given to the ND team group. I sat among a few thousand obnoxious Irish fans (redundant I know) and watched Texas get its ass kicked all over the field. The worst game experience of my life.

    Until I woke up on Jan. 1. 1991 and decided to go down to Fair Park and see if I could find last minute tickets.  . .

    I think I'm seeing a pattern here.  Please, no more last minute bowl tickets for you.

  3. 20 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

    You are obviously no expert on Jobu, so get real. Look:

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    Did you ever consider that Jobu actually hated rum and didn't grant Cerrano the power to hit curves? It was all good until he drank the rum.
    Anyway, I'll offer up some Colt 45 instead.  That stuff will wake any gods up, especially an hour after drinking it, ifuknowhaddImean.

    Lmao... Hmm... You might be onto something here. 

  4. 7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

    Meantime I'm offering up incense to Jobu and although he's no help in getting me to hit a curve ball, he might have some pull with the football gods.

    Jobu likes rum, dammit. You are going to fuck this up for all of us.

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