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  1. On 4/28/2024 at 5:20 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

    Wife got a new home office chair and so today I went to put it together. Unboxed, looked at the instructions and determined it just needed the little Allen wrench that came with the hardware, started laying out the parts in order to start getting it all squared away.

    Wife comes by, sits down on the floor, takes the instructions away and starts asking questions: “Are you sure you don’t need more tools? Why are you taking all the parts out at once. Are you sure….”

    Me: ”Hey, can you please just put those instructions back where they were and I’ll be done really soon.”

    Her: ”You don’t have to be rude to me! I’m just helping you! I can put it together myself if that’s how you want to be.” 

    Me: “OK”

    Her: “Or I don’t have to help you and you can do it without me.” 

    Me: “Also fine.” 

    Her: “Rabble grumble pout huff.” 

    Spoiler: She neither put it together herself or “made” me do it alone, and she also took the instructions away one more time to “check that you’re doing it right.”

     


     

     

    I was gonna say she is a fucking brat but then I remembered the time I yelled at my husband for clearing out a planting bed for me because "he determined the shape of it!"

    Yeah, I shut my damn brat mouth. Hahaha

  2. 6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

    staggering lack of self awareness is staggering.

     

    Protests are fine.

    Intimidation of groups of people is dead fucking wrong.  fuck you and anyone who allows situations like Cooper Union, the literal harassing intimidation of others.

     

    And NO there is not evidence I have seen that harassing intimidation happened at UT yesterday.

    You have the gay so you should know that it is wrong to intimidate groups, @SubliminalHorn, you bastid for not being sensitive to the unharrassed Jewish students that danced happily and wore the Israeli flag with no one fucking with them. Jerk!

  3. What are you babbling about? Who was heard shouting at the Jewish students wrapped in their flags?  If Jewish people want to take what happened to Jerry Seinfeld as a warning that makes them raise red flags and give to PACs that are pro-Israel, that is their right. Good for them.

    Your words sound like a veiled threat that all Jewish people are going to raise red flags and be on notice to do something drastic to protect themselves.  
    Or maybe that is just what you wish will happen.  

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  4. On 4/21/2024 at 8:27 AM, nnm said:

    That’s one of my most embarrassing moments. Growing up, I read a lot so had a big vocabulary, but hadn’t heard some of the words in that vocabulary spoken. I was in a theater class my first semester freshman year and had to read a line of dialogue that included “chic.”  I pronounced it chick. Everyone laughed. I was humiliated. 

    Reason # 8790 to fuck the French

  5. There were 2 bands, I think. I caught about 5 minutes, then it kind of stopped then a 2nd wave lasting about 2 minutes. It turned into just rain at the end.  Fuck. I told the sky to shit or get off the pot with all the dark skies but no rain today. I think I pissed off the weather gods with my insolence. Sorry, assholes!

  6. Regarding sex drives, it does drop. And also , the walls are thinner or something because sex hurts some for a lot of us. Lube up and really focus on her clit. Once she gets super worked up, you can see from there if that eases her pain enough for penetration. But hurting so good can be fun, with a generous lover. If she is shutting you down a lot, this could be why. Offer back messages with lots of oils and enjoy touching her with no goal in mind. This is the kind of thoughtful behavior that makes her want to try. Most women don't want to give up on intimacy and sex. Focus on being intimate and patient and this will go a long way. 

     

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  7. I've got some red blend here too. But I decided to go with beer tonight. I want to find a good silly movie,

    drink beer and laugh. 

    I just caught Hot Tub Time Machine the last week or so or I'd go there tonight. 

     

  8. The peeps recommending cooling blankets and window units for her have the right idea. Most of the misery is lack off sleep. Waking up soaking wet and having to shower and change only for it to happen again after you finally drift off is a beating that would make most of you fucks cry like little bitches. The mood swings weren't too bad for me but I'm an asshole normally so I  was more myself, if anything. 

    Saying something like, "I'm so sorry you are going through this, it hurts me to see you so miserable... nobody deserves that." when she says a mean thing might catch her off guard and buy you time to make your escape. But more importantly, it might help her to think about working through things differently instead of making you the target of her ire.

    She'll come out of this and if you've been a supportive nice guy through this, it will likely earn you brownie points big time. 

    There are a couple of guys with their experiences and how they were supportive that makes me want to suck their dicks. I'm sure their ladies show how appreciative they are. Just saying. 

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