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On 4/28/2024 at 5:20 PM, 956 Worldwide said:
Wife got a new home office chair and so today I went to put it together. Unboxed, looked at the instructions and determined it just needed the little Allen wrench that came with the hardware, started laying out the parts in order to start getting it all squared away.
Wife comes by, sits down on the floor, takes the instructions away and starts asking questions: “Are you sure you don’t need more tools? Why are you taking all the parts out at once. Are you sure….”
Me: ”Hey, can you please just put those instructions back where they were and I’ll be done really soon.”
Her: ”You don’t have to be rude to me! I’m just helping you! I can put it together myself if that’s how you want to be.”
Me: “OK”
Her: “Or I don’t have to help you and you can do it without me.”
Me: “Also fine.”
Her: “Rabble grumble pout huff.”
Spoiler: She neither put it together herself or “made” me do it alone, and she also took the instructions away one more time to “check that you’re doing it right.”
I was gonna say she is a fucking brat but then I remembered the time I yelled at my husband for clearing out a planting bed for me because "he determined the shape of it!"
Yeah, I shut my damn brat mouth. Hahaha
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6 hours ago, Incredulity said:
staggering lack of self awareness is staggering.
Protests are fine.
Intimidation of groups of people is dead fucking wrong. fuck you and anyone who allows situations like Cooper Union, the literal harassing intimidation of others.
And NO there is not evidence I have seen that harassing intimidation happened at UT yesterday.
You have the gay so you should know that it is wrong to intimidate groups, @SubliminalHorn, you bastid for not being sensitive to the unharrassed Jewish students that danced happily and wore the Israeli flag with no one fucking with them. Jerk!
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What are you babbling about? Who was heard shouting at the Jewish students wrapped in their flags? If Jewish people want to take what happened to Jerry Seinfeld as a warning that makes them raise red flags and give to PACs that are pro-Israel, that is their right. Good for them.
Your words sound like a veiled threat that all Jewish people are going to raise red flags and be on notice to do something drastic to protect themselves.
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On 4/21/2024 at 8:27 AM, nnm said:
That’s one of my most embarrassing moments. Growing up, I read a lot so had a big vocabulary, but hadn’t heard some of the words in that vocabulary spoken. I was in a theater class my first semester freshman year and had to read a line of dialogue that included “chic.” I pronounced it chick. Everyone laughed. I was humiliated.
Reason # 8790 to fuck the French
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On 4/7/2024 at 5:43 PM, MotownHorn said:My last post in this thread
Derka acts like I was going nuts personally bullying him. I was not. He was reporting anything I posted that was tangentially related to him to blacklabs.
The post that apparently was going to get me banned was him saying that there’s no examples of mens coaches acting like Kim Mulkey and getting away with it with little criticism. I said “ever heard of Chris Beard?” That’s it. That’s all I posted.
Thats not a bullying attack on Derka. Thats a valid and relevant example of an asshole male coach who doesn’t get criticized like she does. I didn’t insult him, attack him, call him a name, etc. I simply disagreed with him.
Before I knew of Derkas issues I 100% was a jerk to him. For that I apologize for a 2nd time today. But I promise I have been bending over backwards to not trigger him for at least a year now.
The last post on the last page by KaiserSoze summarizes my perspective on the situation very well.
I truly feel bad about this matter. I apologize to the guy. I promise to keep him on ignore and not badmouth him.
I encourage him to simply hit the ignore button and never be bothered by my posts again. Maybe if he does that, takes responsibility for his behavior, and nicely apooogizes to immamac then imma will let him stay on the board.
Blacklabs clearly wants to help Derka. I honestly do too. But he also has to help himself by taking responsibility for his behavior.
That’s my final post on the matter. I find it all sad and silly and regrettable. My apologies for my role in it.
I don't post where you and Derka do, but this sounds like the husband that is a wife beater, gets caught by the police, and tells his side which is so reasonable after beating the shit out of her a few hours before. I doubt that blacklab would ban you for such posts. He isn't a dumb man, nor that unfair. Hey, congrats wife beater, you got Derka banned.
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There were 2 bands, I think. I caught about 5 minutes, then it kind of stopped then a 2nd wave lasting about 2 minutes. It turned into just rain at the end. Fuck. I told the sky to shit or get off the pot with all the dark skies but no rain today. I think I pissed off the weather gods with my insolence. Sorry, assholes!
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I caught about bigger than pea size but not quite grape size hail for about a total of 7 minutes. What kind of damage do you think that did? Does anyone here know? My roof was replaced in 2016.
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I'm glad you got the extra time with her. Good girl, Pippa. You had such a happy life, it seemed from all the shared pictures of you. Thanks for the smiles, pretty girl.
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turn it the other way, no the other other way....did not work?
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- Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
- Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
- Gale: Shut up!
- Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
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The smart ones learn to edge and hold onto the need and focus on the woman. Breathe thru your eyeballs and experience the sublime universal power of love, dude.
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Regarding sex drives, it does drop. And also , the walls are thinner or something because sex hurts some for a lot of us. Lube up and really focus on her clit. Once she gets super worked up, you can see from there if that eases her pain enough for penetration. But hurting so good can be fun, with a generous lover. If she is shutting you down a lot, this could be why. Offer back messages with lots of oils and enjoy touching her with no goal in mind. This is the kind of thoughtful behavior that makes her want to try. Most women don't want to give up on intimacy and sex. Focus on being intimate and patient and this will go a long way.
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I've got some red blend here too. But I decided to go with beer tonight. I want to find a good silly movie,
drink beer and laugh.
I just caught Hot Tub Time Machine the last week or so or I'd go there tonight.
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The peeps recommending cooling blankets and window units for her have the right idea. Most of the misery is lack off sleep. Waking up soaking wet and having to shower and change only for it to happen again after you finally drift off is a beating that would make most of you fucks cry like little bitches. The mood swings weren't too bad for me but I'm an asshole normally so I was more myself, if anything.
Saying something like, "I'm so sorry you are going through this, it hurts me to see you so miserable... nobody deserves that." when she says a mean thing might catch her off guard and buy you time to make your escape. But more importantly, it might help her to think about working through things differently instead of making you the target of her ire.
She'll come out of this and if you've been a supportive nice guy through this, it will likely earn you brownie points big time.
There are a couple of guys with their experiences and how they were supportive that makes me want to suck their dicks. I'm sure their ladies show how appreciative they are. Just saying.
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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:
The other dudes are like, "Dude, save some virgin pussy for us!"
I think the little dude pissed himself in his excitement. Haha
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That is an awesome UT story that I would tell my grand kids if I had any. That is funny and encapsulates what there is to love about UT Austin.