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  1. On 2/27/2024 at 11:49 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

    And they have a shit load of fans to drive up ratings.

    Plus, they're just a blast to hate on.  If Aggy wanted to rejoin the Big 12 I'd love it.  They'd be convinced they'd go undefeated every year and then punk UT in the playoffs, and they'd end up going 8-4 every fucking year just like they do now because it's what they do.

    If I were Yormack, I would play into the aggy psyche to get them into Big12. All he has to do is praise them, call them champions, and practice their traditions (humping and other degenerate acts) a couple of times. Tell them that they don’t need SEC money but a stage to showcase their championship pedigree without the nefarious UT scheming to keep them down. Seal the deal with a few gentlemanly handshakes regarding premium level membership and aggy would trip over themselves in making ingratiating videos to their former and since new conference mates. 

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  2. 20 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    It’s because you keep saying ‘natty’

    staaaaaaaahhhhhp

    I have a proposal for @immamac

    - auto-correct natty to NC or national championship when a post is submitted

    - add 10 negs to the post. 
     

    - extra-credit: keep natty counts for each poster and increase the negs by 10 for each occurrence. 

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  3. 1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

    I am the perfect negative indicator as a coach picker.  I loved the Herman hire, was highly skeptical about Sark, and was actually worried when Aggy hired Jimbo.  ADs should hire me and immediately blackball my top choices.  In short l, I'm just a simple farmer, person of the land, the common clay of the new west.  You know, a moron.

    I'm saying this because I think bama knocked it out of the park with this hire.  So that's a great sign for us and our SEC chances with one less contender to deal with.

    But did you include this realization when concluding about Alabama’s new coach? You have to let your mind go completely blank to get these things right. 
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  4. 52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    Same.  I don't hate my job, or even dislike it that much, but I am fucking done.  

    Yeah, I don’t like all that comes with a job, from people jockeying for position to performance reviews, but being paid to do R&D in a rapidly evolving field that matches your natural inclination is too good to say goodbye to. Of course, the money is still the number 1 reason. 

  5. 5 hours ago, PTINS said:

    Back in the day, in ME 202, Introduction to Mechanical Engineering, we were given the task of building an "Aggie Cooler", a device to cool off over heated Aggies (the Association of Generally Gross Incompetent Egotists). It was well known when 2 or more Aggies got together, they would work themselves into a heated frenzy when talking about TSIPs (the Texas Society of Intellectual People). 

    The Aggie Cooler was required to launch a water balloon from a safe distance (30 meters) to cool down the overheated Aggies.

    Please know that in your own way, you Surly Horn posters are continuing one of the most sacred of Longhorn traditions.

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  6. I watched the game at my brother’s place in Seattle with his 3 kids being UW grads/students and son-in-law being a Michigan fan (Berkeley grad but Michigan native). Felt bad congratulating them when I was so confident that we would win the NC based on the Rose Bowl play. To punish them, I am going to be a contrarian the whole week in our WhatsApp group. 

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  7. 5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

    If you've got a right armed passer, you want that ball on the left hash mark. That fucking swing to Blue, on the short side of the field no less, was a jackass call

    That swing pass, if you want to call it, should have been to the left to allow Blue room to outrun the pursuit.

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