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  1. 4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

    One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

    I first read that as “smegmasaurus.” Pretty fitting, actually.

  2. 19 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

    Post in on the housing thread here and or in Can you help me forum as well for more traction 

    For a duplex rental?? Pfft! Everyone on surly is in the seven figs club. We aren’t bring our 10s back to a duplex, brah

  3. On 2/8/2019 at 9:29 PM, Nicole44 said:

    Honestly, I’m not worth your consideration I’m not. I look like a massive fart. Also, fuck off

    I’d, uh... I’d still... let me just throw this out there... I have the weirdest boner right now and my curiosity is higher than my pants tent.  Sssoooooo..... pics?

  4. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was his phone that had the recording. I’ll go further out on that limb and say that he actually had her phone in his hand, not to snap a photo, but to look through her old texts to see who she was cheating on him with when the gun “accidentally” went off. A five pound trigger is not heavy, but it’s also not “light”. It takes an actual pull to set off a five pound trigger. 

  5. 2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

    Futureman is the captain, vice-admiral, and shit-poor bukkake queen of satire on this board.  Just wait until he floors you with his hot takes and quick wit on rugby.

    I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?

  6. Ha! Thought my review had been filtered since it didn’t show up the day of posting it. Decided to ask a question since I thought my review got rejected and that one didn’t show up either, so I figured they knew I was trolling. Well today the shirt popped up as an ad on my phone so I thought I’d go check out the new “reviews” and mine are now there (SECready). Still awaiting an answer to my question though...

    https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/new-world-graphics-mens-texas-a-m-university-sec-illustrate-chain-t-shirt?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=carousel_productfeed&utm_content=SKU#repChildCatid=5516170

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  7. 1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    Would appear to me that, just like always, those simple minded fucks are counting chickens from eggs that are likely to end up scrambled.


    Sept. 19 Colorado College Station, TX <== Who knows whether Colorado will be any good two years from now? They occasionally overperform by a considerable amount. Who's to say they won't do it again in 2020?

    Sept. 26 Arkansas Arlington, TX <== They finally beat LSU in 2018. Eventually, Arkansas will beat them. Why not in 2020?

    Nov. 21 Fresno State College Station, TX <== see "Colorado". Should aggy win? Yes. Will they? Who knows?

    TBD Alabama Tuscaloosa, AL <== HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    TBD at Auburn Auburn, AL <== If they are penciling this in as a W, they are seriously deranged dumbfucks

    TBD LSU College Station, TX <== In spite of being gifted the game in 2018, the odds will perpetually favor LSU in this series. Bet on LSU unless Ebola strikes the team in the week before the game.

    TBD at Mississippi State Starkville, MS <== How many times has aggy lost in the state of Mississippi? I lost count.

    TBD Ole Miss College Station, TX <== I seem to recall a stampede leaving in the 3rd quarter at the tackle box once upon a time.

    We're supposed to expect them to run the table with this many question marks on the schedule?  Ummmm.... No. They're still aggy, after all.

    I’ve learned in life that any time an aggy tells you something, believe that the exact opposite of what they say. It’s never steered me wrong. 

  8. 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    If you loved in Europe, they’d already be rolling in. Asshole. 

    I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust

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