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  1. 10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

    As a lefty I've wiped with my wedding ring on for years, never had any problems.  Never got shit in my ring, never scratched my anus with it. I never even thought it might I'm any way be an issue until I read that post. 

    It must be the engraving of all 1,000 aggy traditions on that ring that cause the anal pain when they wipe. Seriously there is a lot of shit on that ring.

     

     

  2. 5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

    34:30 - 36:30

    Fat Hamm: what's the chance aggy pulls off getting McKinley Jackson? 

     

    Looch: I think they have a great shot. He and Robinson have a great relationship - and if you're one of those people who don't like when I say stuff like that and they commit somewhere else, then you're a loser. 

     

    42:00 - 45:00

    BOMC crooting services are doing their best to move the Longhorns up! “Criminal act" was used. And also Looch taunting Hudson Card with his sister being an aggy(?), especially since we all now know Looch's sister is a Longhorn. 

     

    https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0127779-qlkp.mp3

     

    LMAO. Even when I'm wrong, you're a loser.

  3. “We don’t know (the figure) yet. The conference is still settling up all the bowl games,” said Tim Hickman, MU’s deputy athletics directory and chief financial officer. “But it’ll be on the higher end of that (projection) because we had a good year with three teams in the New Year’s Six bowls.”

     

    They really are just like A&M. Sucking on the Bama, LSU, and Georgia tit.

  4. 9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

    People who didn't listen to Dave South cannot possibly imagine how bad he was. He made Lowell Galindo sound like Tony Romo. I was on a road trip heading west on a gameday, trying to tune into a game, and I would get the radio from whatever small town I passed through. Dave South came on, and I listened. I couldn't believe it. It can't be described. It was like a comedy bit on SNL. I just couldn't believe what I was hearing. Then I realized, he was their guy. This was their Craig Way. This was their standard bearer. 

    The excerpts above don't convey one tenth of the slackjawed nonsense that dude would put out. I was sad when he retired, because future generations would never be able to believe what it was. It was one of the stories that can't be made into a movie because nobody would believe it. So sad he is gone from the radio.

    The post game radio shows were even better after loses. Those were the days. 

  5. 16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    aglets hoping New Daddy gets Collins. Also the '20 DL were big 12 pussies but '21 is definitely their year.

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    Someone should tell gibbs2016 that some the greatest aggys were big pussies also. Guys like Dat Nguyen, Bucky Richardson, and Von Miller were afraid to play in the SEC. It happens.

  6. 14 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

    Ok so let’s say Georgia is running at a full 10 on the bag scale. Looks like Aggy is trying to get there as quick as they can. Where do we stand on that scale?

    If aggy is at a full 10 on the bag scale, we would need to be at least a 4 or 5 on that scale to compete with aggy. 

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  7. 8 hours ago, Paladin said:

    My my my. I step away for a few hours and come back to this shit show of pure unmitigated arrogance and pathetic bullshit. Do I give a flying fuck about the responses on this site. Not a whit. Like I closed my original post: 
    "I'm sure this will get all kinds of 'feedback' from the mob that inhabits this forum. Fine, just take it down the hall to somebody who gives a shit." 

    BTW, for a sense of your football prowess:   

    In this last lost decade, Texas finished the regular season 3 times with a losing record.  

    A&M is the only school in the state of Texas that did not have a single regular season losing record over that time.  

    Cumulative Aggie football regular season record for the decade was 78-42. For Texas it was 66-55.  Yeah, we did much better.

    Holy shit. This has to be Billy. It’s definitely his writing style. I love the whole “I don’t give a shit, but I came back to read all the responses.” 

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