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Posts posted by texasjacket
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21 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:
200 pounds of shit per person per day? There can't be more than 1000 people in the whole starving country who even weigh 200 pounds, let alone shit that much. Hell, even as full of shit as aggys are, they can't produce more than a few pounds per day, even if you give them a laxative and squeeze them.
So can we sell them our shit then? Talk about profit maker!
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What is OPs expectation of a 'family guard dog?' Are you looking for something that will lunge and disarm potential burglars or something to just sound the alarm?
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So is that like getting your Yetti cooler taken out of the back of your jacked up F250 then?
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What kind of trashy apartments do you live in where such animals freely roam?
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Seems like the life lesson here is "don't buy a green house.'
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19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
because woman that look like that wouldn't be the ones exercising this freedom.
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16 hours ago, tbone_ said:
I mean who posts that? And who took it?
This right here
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17 hours ago, woohorn said:
Don't forget blood and dna test.
I always take 'em to a clinic on the second date.This right here. i would be more worried about picking up some random vaginal disease
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Just get the learning one and stop being a poor
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Congrats Tim! As mentioned, I think he had a chance at hotter but still bravo.
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On 1/10/2019 at 10:26 AM, Lerka Lerka said:
Just shot a "bigo buck"? That fucker has a 6" spread.
Obviously size doesn't matter to her
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On 1/4/2019 at 7:35 PM, Dolemite said:
No clue what is going on her but I like it...
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6 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
Wife was ovulating a couple days ago, so we had to do it often.
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24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:5 hours ago, BearSchlong said:My wife would go get it for me. I think. I hope. I'm kidding, I know she would do it. Hell my ex wife would have too, and she hated me. Probably because I loved to guzzle the good stuff with codeine. Not because I had a cough, but cause it was awesome. Whatever.
I made more money than usual in Q4 FY 2018. I shouldn't have told her, our finances are separate. Today wife texts me with "hey there's a concert coming up in a month, Golden Nuggett, wanna go?" I agree and buy the tickets. Ask if I should book a room and make it a night, expecting that she would be fine with the Courtyard .4 miles from the casino for $150, which I suggest cause I'm a marriot points whore.
I get this back
"Do they have a large bathtub? The suites at the casino hotel have large bathtubs. We could do dinner, concert, maybe gamble a little"
(Biches love big bathtubs in hotels)
Red flags pop up. She hates to gamble. When I give her gambling money she pockets it and buys a handbag instead.
I book the suite. For an additional $200.
Walk in the door today after work and let her know. She says thanks, I say "oh you can show your appreciation the night of by getting flexible and freaky, after you've enjoyed that $200 bubble bath at the hotel."
Tone.
I love her. And she has no gag reflex whatsoever. Or maybe I just have a small dick. Or both. Whatever. Been married for 2 months now, gonna ride this streak as long as I can.
Also, I need to get some juice with the casino so I don't have to pay as much for rooms.
You're putting the pussy on the pedestal.
Putting? It already been there for more than two months.
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This seems like a prime opportunity for some marching and hell rising. Female supervisor removed from position based on her refusal to ignore rape crimes. Where da hell are these #metoo people when they could actually do some good?
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it is funny that you think anything on the internet is private...I remember my first beer
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16 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:
They are doing it. My city is one that does it.
Seriously doubt they actually arrest anyone for this. As he stated already, he had video proof of the thieves and the police had no interest in actually up holding the law. This is an all to common response for this 'petty crime' from all law enforcement.
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On 12/14/2018 at 11:47 PM, michaelpshayes said:
I'm spending the next two days watching "Best Fights" twitter feed, it's fucking great
So juniors or seniors in high school? Asking for my friend
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Interesting how protective they are about the alleged killer's name.
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Your mom usually takes care of that for me
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12 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
My wife texted me that Dallas' XFL team would be playing games at Globe Life Park in 2020. Said text was sent at 6:30AM on a Sat. I'm almost positive this news could have waited.
Are you getting season tickets or not?
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13 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:
This is a fascinating case. Been doing this over 20 years and I teach it. Teaching the defenses right now. Can't get enough of this stuff.
I think I could get her off. Somewhere back in September I posted an analysis of the defenses.
And you would be able to sleep at night knowing full well, you let some one get away with murder? What happens when it is your apartment next time?
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California is addicted to taxes
North Koreans are ordered to poop profusely.
in Daily Texan
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How many courics do they need per person again?