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  1. 21 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

    200 pounds of shit per person per day?  There can't be more than 1000 people in the whole starving country who even weigh 200 pounds, let alone shit that much.  Hell, even as full of shit as aggys are, they can't produce more than a few pounds per day, even if you give them a laxative and squeeze them.

    So can we sell them our shit then? Talk about profit maker!

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  2. 24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    5 hours ago, BearSchlong said:
    My wife would go get it for me. I think. I hope. I'm kidding, I know she would do it. Hell my ex wife would have too, and she hated me. Probably because I loved to guzzle the good stuff with codeine. Not because I had a cough, but cause it was awesome. Whatever.
     
    I made more money than usual in Q4 FY 2018. I shouldn't have told her, our finances are separate. Today wife texts me with "hey there's a concert coming up in a month, Golden Nuggett, wanna go?" I agree and buy the tickets. Ask if I should book a room and make it a night, expecting that she would be fine with the Courtyard .4 miles from the casino for $150, which I suggest cause I'm a marriot points whore.
     
    I get this back
     
    "Do they have a large bathtub? The suites at the casino hotel have large bathtubs. We could do dinner, concert, maybe gamble a little"
     
    (Biches love big bathtubs in hotels)
     
    Red flags pop up. She hates to gamble. When I give her gambling money she pockets it and buys a handbag instead.
     
    I book the suite. For an additional $200.
     
    Walk in the door today after work and let her know. She says thanks, I say "oh you can show your appreciation the night of by getting flexible and freaky, after you've enjoyed that $200 bubble bath at the hotel."
     
    Tone.
     
    I love her. And she has no gag reflex whatsoever. Or maybe I just have a small dick. Or both. Whatever. Been married for 2 months now, gonna ride this streak as long as I can.
     
    Also, I need to get some juice with the casino so I don't have to pay as much for rooms.
     
     
     
     
     
     

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    You're putting the pussy on the pedestal.

    Putting? It already been there for more than two months.

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  3. 16 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

    They are doing it. My city is one that does it.

    Seriously doubt they actually arrest anyone for this. As he stated already, he had video proof of the thieves and the police had no interest in actually up holding the law. This is an all to common response for this 'petty crime' from all law enforcement. 

  4. 12 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    My wife texted me that Dallas' XFL team would be playing games at Globe Life Park in 2020.  Said text was sent at 6:30AM on a Sat.  I'm almost positive this news could have waited.

    Are you getting season tickets or not?

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  5. 13 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

    This is a fascinating case. Been doing this over 20 years and I teach it. Teaching the defenses right now. Can't get enough of this stuff. 

    I think I could get her off. Somewhere back in September I posted an analysis of the defenses.  

     

     

    And you would be able to sleep at night knowing full well, you let some one get away with murder? What happens when it is your apartment next time?

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