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  1. 5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    What isn't up to my standards is all of the horrible shit you've typed at me that escalated things into some level of what appeared to be driving you temporarily insane in a few of your posts. And why? Because I had the audacity to call this guy out for what he is and what he's doing. You made it incredibly personal from your side. I started out as entertained, but it's mostly gotten boring. 

    So let's do this. Fuck you on your weak apology. It's not accepted in the same spirit in which it was offered. Beyond that, I'll mock Adeleye with impunity for being the trolling, hand-out having dipshit that he is. You, in turn, can put me on ignore and shut the fuck up about it. I'll do the same with you, and we can all live and die in peace. 

    That’s all good for me. You can go fuck yourself and your self righteous bullshit that you post every day.  You and your narcissistic ass can have your circle jerk of followers who do nothing but bitch and complain like a knitting group of yentas.  I won’t comment on your shit and don’t comment on mine. 

    If he comes here it was what he wanted and he sees Texas as his best option.  If he doesn’t, it’s his choice and I will support him wherever he goes.  I am not some shallow minded fuckstick like yourself who holds personal grudges against 16 year old who are making life changing decision and enjoying the process.  So have a beer and relax.  It’s only 6 weeks until spring ball and then you can start bitching about the game plan at the Orange and a white game and how the new coaches are clueless.🤘🏻

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  2. 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Harvdog's been full of shit from the beginning, he just didn't know it. Taking 17 year-olds at their word isn't always a good idea, particularly when said 17 year-old is a two-faced troll.

    Thanks Pete. I will take your assessment under advisement. 

  3. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    Holy fucking shit! Surprise, surprise, surprise!

    I wonder if Harvdog is ever going to actually understand what's going on with his little buddy, or if he's going to play the "he's a great kid that will go to Texas in the end blah blah blah" card straight off the fucking cliff into the fiery doom that is this guy selling himself off to Bama or UGA?

    I need to go find the "rules" I wrote in a thread last summer about when we know we probably aren't going to wind up getting the player. I wonder if one of them was "If the player is a prima donna constantly posting things about himself and talking shit on social media, he's probably not a fit". If that isn't on there, we need to add it. Otherwise, this guy fits the bill for "guys going to the SEC with zero fucks given beyond grabbing that bag". 

     

    Thank god he has that “uncle” that will cut the deal to get his senior year paid at IMG and then pad his pockets to send him off to the SEC.   

    The Information I shared was what he had told my son.  Sorry if it isnt up to your standards. 

  4. 11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    My understanding is that he announcing that he’s moving to a far less creepy neighborhood. Good luck to him. 

    Grayson Lakes is such a shitty neighborhood with drive by’s and drug dealers on every corner.  It’s amazing kids can even make it alive out of Katy.

  5. 12 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

    Also, I’ve decided I don’t want Adeleye at Texas. Anybody who voluntarily spends time with a Harvdog sibling has irredeemably bad judgment. 

    It wouldn’t be my sibling dumbass. You can insult me all you want. That’s cool. But the fact that you don’t know the difference between a sibling and a child is mind blowing. Jesus H Christ. 

  6. 27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    You’ve found your place, harvdog. You’re partnered up and seeing eye to eye with futureman and dropping terrible analogies and banal posts right in line with his approach. 

    Well thank you for your approval.  I won’t hold my breath for a Christmas card from you and the DNA covered misses.

  7. 11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

    Yes. You ran onto this thread, one hand on the keyboard, one hand grabbing your bleeding vagina to defend a recruit that you allegedly know personally. You threw out every fan boy platitude including referencing meeting someone in person that you disagreed with. 

    I suggest you change your bloody fucking tampon and give this thread a break for a few. 

    You must be a teacher. What ever you say Mr. Newy!  You really told me!  Bloody vagina?  Tampon?  Man.  You, sir.  are a maestro of the keyboard and the visuals are as stunning as your lack of originality and use of the English language. 

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  8. 1 hour ago, futureman said:

    you could literally fuck his wife in his bed and post a selfie on this thread after coitus with her face covered in your DNA and you giving a thumbs up holding a sign that says ‘fuck you ctj your wife is a lousy lay’ and he’d still just have some snarky reply with a litany of bullshit he hastily dug out of a thesaurus coupled with his favorite jellyfish references.  you’ll never win.  

    you should still tag his wife if you get the chance though. 

    He’s the type of person who when driving sees people backed up and waiting to go but it’s depends on him whether they can go or not. He starts his turn and then hits his turn signal when people are waiting to go but can’t because this asshole didn’t signal fast enough and now they have to wait forever for all the traffic to pass. 

  9. 15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I’ve met plenty of people in person from the boards. Made quite a few friends from the UT boards over the years, actually. 

    I have zero fear of meeting any of you in real life. Now, in harvdog’s case, we’re dealing with a super serious, hyper-sensitive, dim bulb with no apparent sense of humor or even vague awareness of pop culture and current events. I think it would be pretty boring. This is a guy that willingly hung out with Bob Wheeler for extended periods and is showing up 15 years later to brag about it. Grim.

    Laughable.  Didn’t brag about anything. I simply stated that I used to tailgate with him. How is that bragging?  You take your self so serious and this is supposed to be fun.  

  10. 1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

    He's cultured, he makes yogurt from his vagina.

    Wow. That’s a good one Martillo de Texas 🙄. The obvious response is a cream pie reference to your old lady or mom but I won’t go there. This isn’t personal for me and what you think of me is insignificant. 

  11. 37 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

    2021 Harvdog/Closetojumping fight thread. Y’all should meet in real life and real fight about recruiting. That would be awesome

    Too funny. I doubt he would ever meet face to face with anyone.  It’s one thing to call someone stupid and insult them directly to their face and hide behind a keyboard and talk shit.  Normally the guys who talk the most shit are the ones who are the weakest.  It’s their internet “bad ass” persona. I would have no problem having a beer and engaging in a civil conversation with anyone.  Had many drinks with many people from chatboards over the year and most are really good guys that are down to earth and enjoy the banter.  Used to tailgate with Bob before he went rogue and ripped people off.  Never once did the persona who talked the most shit ever show up.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

  12. 26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    The pussy quote you’re referencing was an obvious appropriation of a quote from The Departed, you simpering twit. It wasn’t an actual brag or claim and it flew right by you, along with quotes from The Dark Knight and Tombstone. You’re taking the fun out of things by being such a clueless, naive idiot. 

    I have seen the movie. And I have seen tombstone as well.  The eye roll is a reference to your hyperbole. I guess you are too obtuse to understand that. 😉 (another reference)  Either way, being called a twit by you is laughable.  But I am glad I have free rent in your head and you go out of your way to try and bully me with your written attempts at insult.  

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  13. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    This “signing day is x days away” refrain from you is going to get more and more hilarious as the year goes on. 

    Just admit that the price wasn’t right for the visit and be honest for once. 

    The price?  You and your prices.  I guess the price is how you score all that pussy you bragged about not needing but liking.
     

    My son is friends with him.  I haven’t asked my son why he didn’t go. Does it really matter?  I mean I am sure he’s worried that he might have alienated himself from CTJ since you are the all fucking knowing.  🙄. Why don’t you ask him via twitter since you are so worried about his social media presence?  That’s your chance to make your mark and call him out for his “Prices”. 

  14. 46 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

    Somewhat aggy related - but how does one go to Army and then transfer. Doesnt the whole “joining the army” supersede a commitment to play football for a university? Or do army football players not have to actually join the army?

    After 2 years, you go to training and take your oath as an officer candidate.  3rd and 4th year students are called POC or Professional Officer Corps.  That’s how it was in the air force.  I also had a buddy in HS that was highly recruited. He was down to Stanford and AFA.  He chose AFA.  Was there a year and left. He thought it was different for football players. It wasn’t. Ended up transferring to a DII school and was a 2 time all American, was on the Taxi squad for 2 NFL teams and played in Canada for 5 years.  The key was you had to leave after 2 years if you didn’t want to take the oath to serve. 

  15. 2 hours ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

    lmao harvydog or whatever in shambles 

    Not at all. Funny how a bunch of guys are rubbing  one out to a 16 year old who didn’t attend a Junior day. Sad and pathetic. 
     

    Signing day is 330 days away. Stop getting so worked up about it. 

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  16. 2 hours ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

    lmao harvydog or whatever in shambles 

    Not at all. Funny how a bunch of guys are rubbing  one out to a 16 year old who didn’t attend a Junior day. Sad and pathetic. 
     

    Signing day is 330 days away. Stop getting so worked up about it. 

  17. 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    The problem for me here is that @Harvdog is too dense and unaware for me to run this game forever. I'll get bored and give up the ghost about giving a shit about this guy's recruitment once Texas is ruled out. An entire squadron of jokes and references has flown over this dude's head in the last few pages. 

    Like I said, you gaslight people and expect them to believe you. Classic narcissist. Narcissists try and make you and others think that what they did is your fault. They will create lies and try to pass them off as truth. For example, you claim I have missed numerous references. What are they?  Playing cards with kids?  The fact is you can’t answer my question so you have created the maze of bullshit so you don’t look like the weak and inept person you are. As long as some people believe you, you think you have power and matter. That explains why you question people’s intellect and motives. Classic narcissist. Always smarter and a step ahead when you are actually scared and a step behind.   Still haven’t answered the reference that you can’t answer so I will leave it that. 

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  18. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    Wow. Yeah, my man, I'm not sure you should be talking shit about getting references. Christ almighty, it's like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something.

    Then explain the reference or go fish 😂

  19. 12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    That's weird, I've always thought of myself as more or less the Nicki Minaj of this website. 

    I am not surprised that you didn’t get the reference.  Although, you are a giant ass so maybe you are more Nicky Minaj figuratively speaking. 

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  20. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    Oh, Harvdog. I've been admonished that I'm not playing fair here, but, every now and then clubbing baby seals has a certain, I don't know, allure to it. 

    I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either ... but I like it. Point I'm making here is, Harvdog - Tunmise isn't doing things he "needs", and he won't. But he'll head to the auction nonetheless.

    You were like the Cardi B of the lunch room. You are the typical chat room tough guy. I learned a long time ago about guys like you who claim to be bad asses and ass slayers were more than likely playing D&D and jerking off to the Sears catalog in middle school. But hey, you are entitled to your own opinions. 

  21. 5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

     

    As Neonmoon references, it helps with ol’Tunmise that Texas is willing to pay for the visit. I doubt he’d be as interested otherwise. 

    If there wasn’t  3400+ posts of your bullshit, I would think you were an aggy based on this asinine comment.  

    if I am not mistaken, he’s been to Austin many times. His family doesn’t need the money. But go ahead and run with your red assed narrative.  You should change your name to “Justin Fuente’s piss boy.”

  22. On 1/11/2020 at 1:44 PM, closetojumping said:

    I wanted Justin Fuente, and he, like the rest of the coaching world, wasn’t in consideration because they only considered one candidate. Anyway, looking at things these days, it doesn’t look like Fuente would have been demonstrably better or worse than our current fuckface. 

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