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BigHorn'13

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  1. 3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    I could be in if it isnt too involved. I am a beast with this game, but cant necessarily commit to extended time.

    announcing sounds like a beautiful disaster. I could be in for that as well.

    Boom goes the dynamite!

    I'm actually envisioning a lot more belching and farting, instead of tacky 1 liners. 

  2. 7 hours ago, Underdog said:

    Would've bet the mortgage OP was going to reference this... 

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    Pro tip-- this should be spun around. Provides excellent accuracy and distance. 

     

    /s/ elementary cafeteria champion

  3. 47 minutes ago, statsman said:

    As far as I know, they weren’t investigated or penalized by the NCAA, when the NCAA was doing such things. OU, TAMU, and SMU were, many times. 
     

    Maybe they weren't investigated, and this was before my time, but my understanding is that Osborne wasn't that dissimilar to Switzer.

  4. 1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

    In what game did one of our players throwing Horns to the crowd result in a taunting penalty? I don’t remember that ever happening.

    I’m 57, BTW…

     

    56 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

    I think he’s referring to Roy Williams during the OU game - early Mack era (99-01)?

    Hook’em!!!

    I believe it happened to Johnathan Gray, too, but don't remember the year or game. 

  5. 9 hours ago, Post Oak said:

    CDC feeling pretty good about his announcements 

    - we're gonna break ground on a new practice facility for football in the summer, new DKR scoreboard, Disch additions, gonna try to  figure out a different solution for the National Champion VB program and oh yeah DKR is gonna have grass in 2026.

    Surly- for the love of God, you need to fix the padding color around the field at DKR.

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    Just pointing out something I haven't seen mentioned in a thread full of dumb complaints, dickbutt. I have nothing but admiration for what CDC has done for gameday upgrades. 

  6. 12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

    Texas Football Isn't "BACK": Why The Longhorns Are In For A RUDE Awakening In Year One Of Life In The SEC

    By Lucas Hill

    “Texas is back folks!”, “We’re baaaack!”

    The screams of Sam Ehlinger and Joe Tessitore still ring through the air in Austin, Texas, thinking that Longhorns fans are finally going to be getting a consistent winner when they make the move to the SEC.

    They’re in for a very rude awakening. I hear you all in Austin, “We got Isaiah Bond, Quinn Ewers for Heisman, and an elite offensive line, of course we'll be back!” Nope. You're in for a long 2024 season.

    Where's your star tight end to replace Ja’Tavion Sanders? Is CJ Baxter really the guy? After Michigan, you don't play an actual top 25 defense until Georgia in October. How are you going to improve in your secondary that got scorched most of the season? How will Collin Simmons perform in year one with no Bo Davis?

    I don't see Texas even coming close to ten wins. Eight at best. The only reason Longhorn Nation is excited for this upcoming season is because they have one of, if not the worst schedule in the SEC. THERE'S NO REAL CHALLENGE FOR THEM EXCEPT AT MICHIGAN AND AT HOME VS GEORGIA!

    The last two games are going to determine whether or not I'm right or wrong about this team. Until then, Texas isn't back until they can prove it in 2024. 

     

    Holy fuck I'm not looking forward to these redneck fucktards occupying the same air space my kids breath. But I'll take this one, gents...

    1. I don't know of a single Texas fan that wasn't of the mindset that we were truly back unless we won a championship. So GTFOH with the soundbites of a commentator, and ridiculing a teenager who was high off just having beat your infallible Bulldogs. 

    2. Blah blah blah who the fuck doesn't have questions about how personnel will perform on their favorite team?

    How will the secondary improve? Don't know but we've upgraded and have an entire offseason to figure out out. How will Simmons fare without Davis? He's a freshman that wasn't going to be depended on to start. 

    3. Fuck the rest of the diatribe but it's on brand that the author thinks only 1 sec team will be a challenge for us. That's what the rest of the college football world thinks about your overrated conference, as well. 

     

  7. 24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    I googled him and had seen some photos of him lining up at what looked like end. Admittedly not the most scientific approach I guess. 

    Fuck the haters, don't give in to their opinions! Sark has absolutely dropped the ball this offseason! I mean, just look at receiver. How are we supposed to win a conference championship going from this--

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    To this--

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  8. I learned in school that correlation does not equal causation. However, an argument can be made to the contrary for what happened after the '09 NC with respect to Texas and Alabama and the trajectory of each program. 

    So while I try to learn and not hold on to grudges the older I get, this is one I remain petty on.

    Fuck bama.

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