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BurntEyes

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  1. This being the aggie thread my brain transposed cow for clown.
  2. I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!
  3. Auburn is the SEC cockroach. With Baylor, Ball State and South Alabama prior they could be undefeated and I see them roaching ousux or aggie in their next 2. Note, I'm not saying War Eagle is any better than those teams, but I'm not sure they're demonstrably worse.
  4. You have seen that aggie is getting some top 10 nods by some of the moronic mediots right? FSU was considered a top 10 team and possible title contender at the start of last season. I'm pretty sure many of these folks have a dart board of helmet and better known programs and "scientifically" come up with their rankings. Don't over think it.
  5. But they had 1000x the moral victories and killed Bin Laden so suck it you stupid sip.
  6. I too have lived out of state for about 17 of the past 20. I applaud not only the variation of locations but just as much keeping big games OOC on the schedule. I want to see it and so do the rest of college football fans. This plays in directly to his comment about SOS and is a subtle shot over the bow of our SEC conference mates scheduling absolute shit teams for the most part OOC.
  7. All of them but particularly the 5th and last throws...
  8. Sounds great in theory, looks terrible in reality. Just like aggie.
  9. The eyes of Texas are upon you! Hook'em!!
  10. I remember her first appearing on my radar being a part in some movie. My question was who is this unfunny weirdo that makes me oddly uncomfortable and why is she in this show. I looked her up and my questions remained.
  11. Lotsa Surly enhance failure these last few posts.
  12. It's odd in that I typically prefer variation in my entertainment. I don't want season 2 of Whatever Fucking Show to be exactly like season 1, much less season "125". However, in the unique case of aggie, the earthly rotation like dependability of the aggie roller-coaster is actually among the highlights. I won't claim to miss aggie being part of my sports world/life, but I will own having missed them in the off season.
  13. *store Unless your dad was sending you to an Old English apple for some odd reason. That is after your edit, so I was forced to call it out.
  14. I almost said Mr. Pibb, cause I'm pretty sure my budget was on the low end and I would have saved the extra juice for the candy. However, Mr Pibb is for assholes and it would have eliminated the drug mule softball. So... thanks and you're welcome.
  15. This place produces some of the most obscure shit found.
  16. @Mittens I dont view that as CR at all, I find it hilarious. Ms. Dean is not wrong.
  17. Obscure gif that deserves more love but may not find it.
  18. Sweet baby Jesus, won't anyone think of the pudding!!!!
  19. At 8 I walked to the grocery store in the hoodish part of Amarillo to buy my Grandma a carton of cigarettes. My payment was a 12 oz can of coke and a candy bar of my choice. At 20 I purchased a beer from about a 9 year old running a liquor store, while he watched Three's Company translated to Greek on Corfu. I went out after and drank it as I rode around on a scooter looking for a beach. But I never got run over so nobody had to get arrested.
  20. She sound hot!
  21. The weirdest thing about flat earthers is they tend to keep it a secret until its too late. Example you ask? I know a guy who had a date with a late 30s Surly 7. As he tells me the writing was on the wall, what with the parole she was on for domestic violence and assault charges with a chainsaw. No, that part he swears is real, but just as that was real so was his thirst for the extremely rude, if well worn Surly 7. So, things apparently proceeded well, and post coitus she supposedly brought out all the flat earth theory on his tired ass. According to him, he finally told her he had no interest in discussing the topic further. At which point she, allegedly, got furious and left the hotel room. He was okay with that and glad he used a condom, so he claims. - Edit Based on the story this may, or may not have happened in New Orleans.
  22. Only on Episode 3 but thus far Dept. Q is really interesting for those who like dark who-dun-it murder/mystery shows from England, which I compulsively do... so you've been warned.
  23. It's weird because I like her in interviews and rosts and those type items, but never liked her stand-up as I find her very unfunny. I can't really rectify nor justify that oddity.
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