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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Just got back from my trip to Cosmo last weekend.  I pretty much stayed in Cosmo except to go to UFC and Raiders.  Mask mandate is still going but I forgot I even had it on while gambling.  You are drinking non stop anyway.

    The Wynn Club at the Raiders game was a blast.  Sat right behind Volkanovski, who won the UFC belt the night before.

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  2. I'm going next weekend (Cosmo) for 4 days, here's my itinerary..

    Fri afternoon golf
    Fri night dinner at Jaleo
    Fri night post dinner at Barbershop in Cosmo (live music speakeasy)

    Sat morning Chairman Suite at Top Golf to watch UT-Tech game
    Sat night UFC fight
    Sat dinner at Beauty & Essex
    Sat late night table at Marquee

    Sun morning in room IV
    Sun afternoon Raiders game
    Sun dinner Zuma
    Sun night cabana at Marquee pool party
     

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  3. 1 hour ago, squib said:

    Have a very rich older friend who wanted to go a few years ago but thought it would be more fun with more people. He sent a private plane to pick up me and my wife, then the plane flew to Colorado to fetch him and his wife, and off to Vegas we went. Bought us a huge two BR/ 2 Bath suite overlooking the fountains at Belagio. He stayed somewhere else with his wife. Bought tickets to shows every night and had lunch and dinner reservations at the best places in town for 7 days/6 nights. He paid for all of it. He only asked that we do a happy hour with him every day at 4 p.m. and that were dressed in coats/tie (for me) for every evening when the limo pulled up to pick us up. Was a wild and fun week.  I go back several times a year--but it has never been the same since that trip. 

    How many times did he get to bang your wife?

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  4. 2 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

    Dude needs some sunscreen.  The sun is out to kill you.

    Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking important you can't join the religious cult with me?"

    "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."

    "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that.
    Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"

    "-- yeah --"

    "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches
    about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out
    because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --
    you show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"

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