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Frank Erwin

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  1. I make Alton Brown's recipe every year and saved a mason jar from last year that I will break open soon.  Agree homeade kicks store-bought's butt.  Whatever variety you use, freshly grated nutmeg makes a huge difference.  Grating those damned nuts is hell on your hands, but well worth it.

  2. Why can't AMC and TCM do a better job at Halloween?  They used to have a great lineup of classic horror movies, old Hammer films, etc.  Now it's a bunch of crap.  And Netflix should do a lot better too.  Why not have several different horror categories (Classic/Zombie/Supernatural/Occult/Snuff/) when you login around this time of year? Or some network should pay Elvira to host a movie marathon in October.

  3. This episode delivered:  Native American wife nudity (with the butt you would expect of her)

    Appearances by Rainwater, Jenkins, and the Bozo Brothers.

    Rip lets it Rip.

    No "horse reigning" sequences with cowboys from North Texas.

    Still need gratuitous nudity from the AG and Governor.

  4. Best fishing trip was my Dad rigged up a cane pole when I was 6 and took me to the creek next to our house and I caught bluegill non stop.  Almost every time the line hit the water. Filled a bucket up and took home to fry.  Since then I've caught 40 lb yellow cat on trotlines,  roosterfish in Costa Rica,  flyfished throughout the West, up and down the Texas Gulf.  Still, my best time fishing is always that first time my Dad thought enough to take me out where he knew I would get plenty of action.  My Dad is now a world class prick and bitter old fart, but I still have that fishing trip.  Take your kids fishing, start them early, on something easy, so they can catch fish and have fun.  who knows, it may be their best trip ever.

  5. 1 hour ago, Parliament said:

    That would be a good movie. They could almost do the same thing with Bautista's 2049 character.

    Regarding his 90's B movies. Shame on us all for not mentioning:

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    Surviving the Game was awesome...Ice T, Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey.  Sure, it's an oft retold version of "The Most Dangerous Game", but those actors made it great.

  6. Waco has a reader's choice poll of their fine dining options in their society magazine (yes, Waco has one).  the winner for best seafood restaurant, year in and year out, is...Red Lobster.

    Which is actually more a poor reflection on the citizenry of waco, and their lack of taste than on the dearth of dining destinations in Waco.

  7. In the last two pages we have been introduced to The Chin, Dr. Dong, and Dahner Wang.  And apparently Wang and Dong have dirt on that dandy pol from the Iodine State.  This has the making of a great pulp novel.

  8. 18 hours ago, elfenix said:

    HEB's freezer bag competitor to ziploc sucks.  seams break too easily. 

    Agree.  Most HEB and Central Market branded items are of decent quality, but I always break those zippers on the storage bags.

  9. According to the interviews with victims and former prosecutors in both New York and Florida, Epstein was lining up 2-4 "massages" per day, on a daily basis.  This has been documented back to 2000, so almost 20 years.  That's just the time period he was under investigation.  It's not like he just woke up at 47 and decided to be a pederast.  The potential number of victims is staggering.  He's like the Wilt Chamberlain of child rapists.

  10. As if we need further proof that Wallace Hall was a dick.  How did such a worthless douche get to be a regent?  Aggy Manchurian candidate appointed by Rick Perry.

  11. I have friends that grew up with Bonnen.  They describe him as very conservative.  He strikes me as a real conservative--not the grandstanding,showboating demagoguery that we get with Danny Goeb and to a lesser extent, Wheels.  Bonnen also has a backbone, is brash, and doesn't back down from a fight.  He might be exactly what we need to stand up to these faux conservative rabble-rousers like Empower Texas and Jonathan Stickland. Maybe if other traditional conservatives see somebody in power standing up to these poseurs, they will get some testicular fortitude as well.

  12. If you want a house instead of resort, there are some new construction one bedroom condos on Sapodilla Bay and Chalk Sound.  They each have a private plunge pool and are perfect for a couple looking for privacy.

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