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Hizzaz Mahdoud

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  1. On 6/9/2025 at 12:52 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

    But while some goats make noises that sound humanlike, they're actually just bleating. Goats have a variety of bleats, and each individual has its own distinctive voice. Bleats can range in volume, pitch and depth. Goats bleat to communicate.
     

    Why do they faint?

    "BLEAT" still means "NO!"

  2. 26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

     

    They didn't lose, they just ran out of wind?

    Are they seriously blaming the wind for losing? Does the wind only blow when they are at bat? Even the weather is against them?

    jfc. 

     

    It's the Big Orange Meteorological Conspiracy.

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  3. On 2/21/2025 at 11:02 AM, nnm said:

    Chat GPT, generate a picture of a Texas A&M college basketball player, with a uniform that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old with a generic Hanes t-shirt, and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, who can decorate using a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them.

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    Now, if you had just instructed it to use a pair of overalls, and a couple of random aggyisms, we'd have a winner.

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  4. On 2/18/2024 at 2:35 PM, Xminus6 said:

    I think my favorite part about this statue is that there's absolutely no detail around the guys FUPA/crotch. Just smoothly-flowing curves as if he were wearing a mumu. It's like the sculptor thought it would be too gay to sculpt around the dude's junk Tra-la-la so he just decided to leave that part out.

    Fixed it for aggy milkman-speak.

  5. 1 hour ago, bullet said:

    We got the shaft in 2008.  So I can't help feeling for FSU.

    The BCS/Committee has frequently done it to Southwest teams.  Texas in 2008, Okie St. in 2011, TCU in 2014.

    Either Bama should have been left out, or they leave out Washington for Georgia.

    We did get the shaft, but it was not really due to the BCS, but rather to the Big XII three-way tie-breaking travesty that gave OU the nod to represent the South Division in the Conference Championship Game. Even though Texas had beaten OU 45-35, the BCS had OU ranked slightly higher than Texas (due to OU trouncing its last few opponents), and the Big XII used that as the tie-breaker. They should have taken the two highest ranked teams (thus eliminating Tech), and then used the H2H to give Texas the nod.

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  6. On 9/9/2021 at 12:35 AM, Lhorn said:

    Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. 
    Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. 
     

    “Ass my dude” for the win. 

    Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.

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  7. 9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

     

    I had to zoom into this alleged sheep-fucker's face at 500% to edit this, and right before bedtime, so somebody better rep this.

    toothman.jpg

    Tooth not jagged enough, but rep worthy regardless.

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