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Posts posted by Hizzaz Mahdoud
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26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:
Oh shit the electricians championship tournament is coming on ESPN News. Sorry guys I gotta watch that instead of the game now.
WATT?!?
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26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
They didn't lose, they just ran out of wind?
Are they seriously blaming the wind for losing? Does the wind only blow when they are at bat? Even the weather is against them?
jfc.
It's the Big Orange Meteorological Conspiracy.
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On 2/21/2025 at 11:02 AM, nnm said:
Chat GPT, generate a picture of a Texas A&M college basketball player, with a uniform that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old with a generic Hanes t-shirt, and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, who can decorate using a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them.
Now, if you had just instructed it to use a pair of overalls, and a couple of random aggyisms, we'd have a winner.
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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:Does Tater Tot count?
I owe my entire existence to Tater.
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3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:
You forgot Knight and Ass My Dude?
You rang?
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On 2/18/2024 at 2:35 PM, Xminus6 said:
I think my favorite part about this statue is that there's absolutely no detail around the guys FUPA/crotch. Just smoothly-flowing curves as if he were wearing a mumu. It's like the sculptor thought it would be too gay to sculpt around the dude's
junkTra-la-la so he just decided to leave that part out.Fixed it for aggy milkman-speak.
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1 hour ago, bullet said:
We got the shaft in 2008. So I can't help feeling for FSU.
The BCS/Committee has frequently done it to Southwest teams. Texas in 2008, Okie St. in 2011, TCU in 2014.
Either Bama should have been left out, or they leave out Washington for Georgia.
We did get the shaft, but it was not really due to the BCS, but rather to the Big XII three-way tie-breaking travesty that gave OU the nod to represent the South Division in the Conference Championship Game. Even though Texas had beaten OU 45-35, the BCS had OU ranked slightly higher than Texas (due to OU trouncing its last few opponents), and the Big XII used that as the tie-breaker. They should have taken the two highest ranked teams (thus eliminating Tech), and then used the H2H to give Texas the nod.
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3 hours ago, CoTex said:“Uh, hey Mr. Tattoo artist. Can you change this J to a butterfly and then change this IMBO to ELKO? How much would that cost?”
$120,000,000.00
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4 minutes ago, troph said:
pick six or a fuble for a td plase
There's no "me" in "pick six or a fuble for a td plase."
But there should be...
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3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:
The aggy OL looked like ass, my dude. Our OL is improving and they are Blake Trainoring.
You rang?
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On 9/9/2021 at 12:35 AM, Lhorn said:
Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game.
Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint.
“Ass my dude” for the win.
Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.
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3 hours ago, Augustus said:
I was not. Puns, or anything close to them, should carry jail time.
Don't you think that would be a bit too pun-ative?
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54 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:
What a shot!!! The Hispanic titanic is fuckin clutch!!!
I doubt I'm the first to do so, but I like to call him the Latino Bambino.
Edited to say "apologies to Pato del Muerto, and any others who beat me to it!"
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4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
I assume that list is including D2 right?
And shouldn't Rice be in there as well?
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17 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.
Damn, my vision got blurry just LOOKING at that beer!
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On 2/15/2020 at 6:52 PM, Spawn of Cthulhu said:
Like most aggys, he's a lying dog-faced fake pony soldier.
"lying dog-faced phony soldier"
Keeps the original cadence, and still gets the job done.
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I'm just here for the outstanding azz avatars, Mahdoud!
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5 hours ago, texasfight2025 said:
He goes by Istanbou now
It's nobody's business but the furks!
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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
So 14 of them Eric Dickersoned aggy?
They drove their gold Model As right up to Dallas.
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"BLEAT" still means "NO!"