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Hizzaz Mahdoud

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  1. On 2/18/2024 at 2:35 PM, Xminus6 said:

    I think my favorite part about this statue is that there's absolutely no detail around the guys FUPA/crotch. Just smoothly-flowing curves as if he were wearing a mumu. It's like the sculptor thought it would be too gay to sculpt around the dude's junk Tra-la-la so he just decided to leave that part out.

    Fixed it for aggy milkman-speak.

  2. 1 hour ago, bullet said:

    We got the shaft in 2008.  So I can't help feeling for FSU.

    The BCS/Committee has frequently done it to Southwest teams.  Texas in 2008, Okie St. in 2011, TCU in 2014.

    Either Bama should have been left out, or they leave out Washington for Georgia.

    We did get the shaft, but it was not really due to the BCS, but rather to the Big XII three-way tie-breaking travesty that gave OU the nod to represent the South Division in the Conference Championship Game. Even though Texas had beaten OU 45-35, the BCS had OU ranked slightly higher than Texas (due to OU trouncing its last few opponents), and the Big XII used that as the tie-breaker. They should have taken the two highest ranked teams (thus eliminating Tech), and then used the H2H to give Texas the nod.

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  3. On 9/9/2021 at 12:35 AM, Lhorn said:

    Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. 
    Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. 
     

    “Ass my dude” for the win. 

    Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.

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  4. 9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

     

    I had to zoom into this alleged sheep-fucker's face at 500% to edit this, and right before bedtime, so somebody better rep this.

    toothman.jpg

    Tooth not jagged enough, but rep worthy regardless.

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  5. 4 hours ago, Modessit said:

    9.01.2019 

     

    But if someone gets picky and says it should be 09:

     

    11.02.2011

     

     

    Yes, there are several examples of palindromic dates, but the reason today is notable is that it is a palindrome whether in the MM/DD/YYYY format, the DD/MM/YYYY format OR the YYYY/MM/DD.  The last time that happened was almost 909 years ago on 11-11-1111. That info is not always included by those pointing out the palindrome.

    The more you know... 

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  6. 4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

    Looks like those gloves they use when they shove their hands up a cows rectum? She must have come straight from the barn.

    Now, THAT would be a more appropriate ritual to retrieve your aggy ring. Anybody is willing to drink a pitcher of beer.

  7. Dear fellow contestants:

    I am in no way connected to this contest (other than as a contestant), and you should not rely upon the following information.

    However, out of curiosity, I ran my own calculations just to determine if I remained in the top ten. In order to temporarily take some pressure off of blacklab, and as an attempt to keep the surliness down to a minimum, I offer the following unofficial listing of this season's final top ten. (Sorry to those who finished from 11th to 176th place - I just didn't have the time.)  

    First off, congratulations to Ray Cranham on his (seemingly) ridiculous prediction of Texas 38 - Utah 13. I'm pretty sure you won the week, and deserve a hearty horns-up! 

    Based on my (again, unofficial) calculations, Sgt Hulk held on to 1st place for the season with a grand total of 2,103 points,

    Viper jumped from 6th to 2nd place with 2,087 points,

    perfectchaos007 remained in 3rd place with 2,057 points,

    BigOrange1 jumped from 9th to 4th place with 2,054 points,

    Red Five broke into the top ten (5th place) with 2,047 points,

    Jbj dropped from 4th to 6th place with 2,044 points,

    Hizzaz Mahdoud (yay me) gained three spots to 7th place with 2,039 points,

    NorthLoop stayed in 8th place with 2,038 points,

    Wally fairway jumped into the top ten (9th place) with 2,024 points, and

    rabidhorn dropped from 7th to 10th place with a season total of 2020.

    The top three money winners APPEAR to be BigOrange1 (2,054 points), B00M (2,012 points) and knoxtnhorn (1,973 points). 

    Again, these results are UNOFFICIAL, so please bear with me if I got anything wrong. I'm just trying to perform a public service here!

    And, as always, OU sucks.

     

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