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Harrison Stafford

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  1. A fifteen year old girl and her mother are having the talk about sex.  The girl asks her mother, "Mom, can you get pregnant from anal sex?".  Her mother's reply was, "Yes, you can.  Where do you think aggys come from".

     

     

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  2. Please,  God.  Don't let Connor Williams go to Cleveland with the first pick in the second round.  Yes, I know Joe Thomas retired and the Browns need a LT,  but Connor hasn't done anything that would warrant living in Cleveland.and having to protect that little shit, Baker Mayfield.

  3. In a 1973 halftime show, Rice's marching owl band (the MOB), in one of their early performances, put on a show that mocked the traditions aggy holds sacred. The MOB goosestepped onto the field and marched in the aggy "T" formation while beginning to play the war hymn and then sliding into the "March of the Wooden Soldiers". The MOB also made fun of aggy's mascot,  Reveille, by forming a fire hydrant while playing "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?". Then, the MOB formed a senior boot calling it "the greatest thing to happen to aggyland since the manure spreader".  Well, aggy disapproved of the performance. They threw seat cushions and drink cups from the stadium's top deck and there was a sideline scuffle.  Police stepped in to calm things down before the beginning of the third quarter. After the game,  a crowd of hundreds of aggys formed a mob outside the gates of Rice Stadium, trapping the Owl band in a tunnel for hours until empty food service trucks were sent to the rescue.  Late in the evening,  the trucks pulled out of the stadium with MOB members hidden safely inside.

    Aggy gonna aggy.

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  4. Nova wins it all and I finish in a more than respectable fashion in my brackets.  Having said that, it would be worth it for everything to go to $#@! and have Loyola cut down the nets Monday.

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