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At this point I’m ready to lie, cheat, steal, throw billions of dollars around and go Full Switzer.
DO IT.
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Sonofabitch. January 5. Smells like gunpowder and celery.
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I watched McCona???? Wear a ridiculous but awesome orange suit, a win against fuckou, and then...then watched our players do a lazy dopey don’t-give-a-shit/halfassed horns up/horns wherever/whatever Eyes of Texas/ Fuckitwhateverdog. It was then that I knew Shaka should be done. Fuck that POS.
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You can’t judge a coach if you don’t give him at least 12 years. He’s just laying the groundwork, building an identity, figuring out how to rent a scooter.
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Texas knows ou better than anyone in the country. On top of that Texas KNOWS they can beat them. Bring that shit to us. This is the opportunity to smash those little rat fuckers like they’ve never been done before. A double beat-down by Texas would crush what little semblance of a soul they have.
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I am impressed. A damned good regular season. Well done. Now play for championships and bowl goodie bags. Boys have earned it this year. Frickin finally.
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So. We got the greatest DB class in history, have a mastermind DC, and get the falling Mountaineers at home. And take the splooge to the face. Fuck you losers. We still suck.
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1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:
Vandy. SEC SEC
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkCan you imagine Coach Potato recruiting Vandy-eligible athletes?
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Is it illegal to put stickum on the helmet? I know about hands but Tulsa DBs always tried to block the pass with the back of the helmet. Innovation????
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11 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:
Where was this stupid ass luck for us when we had Charlie
Oh, we had a few “skin of our ass/miraculous comebacks” against 1-4 teams. Lost our share too.
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6 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:
They ate ALL of them?All the dicks. They gone.
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16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Lol. I was nodding in agreement until you went into Mack being some kind of Boss.
No no. That’s the kicker. Mack stinking Brown is living large while the stoops family will be cleaning toilets in a trailer park. Karma has a mean streak and it’s not even handed. It’s worse for sooner bitches.
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Hey Bob. Your brother is an unemployed ass clown who just got fired by ou sucks for losing and losing because of suck-ass defense. You’re retired and jerking off to tranny sooner cheerleader gifs. Meanwhile Mack fucking Brown is banking coin giving prerecorded one-offs for ESPN and bouncing orange slices off Sally’s ass. Eat shit, all Stoops.
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He also prefers Pepsi to Coke. But only if it’s flat. He’s a flat Pepsi drinking, baby corn dick-eating sooner loser. He’s ugly and his mother dresses him funny. Fuck Lincoln and fuck ou forever.
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Lincoln Riley eats only small, baby corn dicks because anything larger would be too intimidating. But he gorges on them by dump truck delivery. He’s a mass consumption tiny dick-eating sooner and a, NOW VERIFIED, loser.
Tiny-dick-eating LOSER
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Texas: you’re better athletes than Oklahoma. You’re a better team than OU. You’re better people than those shit stains too. Fuckem straight in the goatass, Horns. Hookem.
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I have cousins in Oklahoma. I love my family. But fucking hell I hate the dogshit out of that place.
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7 hours ago, novasooner said:
As somebody from the enemy side, I agree completely that the key for UT is to play ball control. Army almost beat us with that approach (and should have won, honestly) and Baylor did it well, too. Baylor's problem was that OU"s offense demolished them, but Texas has a far superior D. I know some of you have mixed feelings about Sam, but he's very capable of dinking and dunking down the field against OU"s atrocious defense (both passing and running), which can't get anybody off the field. That's the major worry from the OU side. The ewok as you call him (yeah, he looks like one) is electrifying, but even great offenses can be slowed down, as UT has shown against OU more than a few times recently.
I would argue that UT's biggest worry is OU jumping out to a fast lead. It happened last year and UT clawed back, but it wouldn't be smart to repeat that pattern.
Other thoughts:
--OU's offensive line isn't as good as last year; in fact, it's only so-so in general.
--OU's receivers are really fucking fast, but they're small. UT will want to leverage the size advantage against the QB and WRs. OU killed Baylor by getting Hollywood and CeeDee into open spaces. Watch for the tunnel screen to Hollywood--if he gets space he'll shoot into the open field.
--The loss of Rodney Anderson has been huge. Sermon is a force, but he needs space to get going. He's a good receiver, though. Kennedy Brooks emerged last week, but he has virtually no PT under his belt.
--OU's defense is exactly as bad as you imagine, worse probably. Ronnie Perkins is legit, but he's a freshman. Bookie hasn't been as good as Stearns. Motley is feast or famine (usually famine). DTs are meh. Kenneth Murray is physically gifted, but still sometimes misses assignments. Big receivers have killed OU, so if Johnson is serious on Saturday he could be in for a huge day.
I wish everybody a safe trip this weekend.
You’re a good egg. But fuck you straight in the goat ass. Hook em.
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I miss Tony Brackens so much.
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2 hours ago, Machinator said:
I’m looking forward to watching Kyler’s first at-bat for the A’s, wearing Hager’s face mask surgically implanted in that little shit’s skull. Swing away, cocksucker.
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I’m an old fart who’s watched decades of bad UT ball. This is one of those one-off magnificent bastard runs. 1990 Shock the Nation. That kind of thing. Oklahoma is about to get their colons perforated with footballs and cleats. Straight up their muthafucking ass. HOOKEMHORNS.
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