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  1. If you’re stuck in Dallas with nothing better to do, and the WiFi sucks, and parking is $20, you might as well go out and beat the hammered dogshit out of Oklahoma. Crank it up for Hate Week. I’d desecrate the graves of their heroes if only I didn’t hate their dirt so very much. HookEm. 

  2. I’m put in my place. Texas beat the dog shit out of TCU this afternoon. This is really starting to look like the 1990 Horns. Let’s keep this Shock the Nation train rolling. 

    I lost a smoking hot girlfriend in the sleet of the Cotten Bowl that year. Let’s hope this one ends better.  

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  3. This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow.   

    We’re gonna win. 

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  4. I’m expecting 1990 Houston loud. I was at that game. I suffered permanent hearing loss and I was GRATEFUL  

    This is an analog setup.  Tomorrow is this shitty generation’s UH.  Live up to it  

     

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  5. I sent up a burnt offering of brisket to Darrel K. Royal tonight and I smashed a cockroach with my boot. The Oracle says we win by 10. It’s time these little bastards got sent back to Tarrant County crying for their coke dealers. Fuck the roaches. 

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  6. Maybe we win 

    maybe we lose 

    maybe you go record the game in case of a chaps and/or sweater malfunction. 

    I’ll just pass the time until kickoff imagining them getting together in the spirit of interscholastic cooperation. 

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  7. 2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

    Someone needs to tell that fool it’s Dickson, not Dickinson. Mutha fucka is punting, not writing books.

    Hell write books. But they’ll all be too loooong to read. 

  8. Buechele is more accurate and he makes the right reads. Problem is he makes them three seconds too late, like getting onto the bus home and THEN he throws it. He’s a narcoleptic Tom Brady with sloth blood. Can we just spike his Gatorade with cocaine?

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