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  1. I’ve gotten drunk, sobered up, gotten drunk again and sobered up again. And I’m still at 2000 degrees F. This dick sack has to get run out of town this week. Fuck him and his dog. Fuck his pet fish. The cute squirrel in his backyard? Fuck him. A silenced .22 between his beedy eyes. Burn Tom’s shitty Westlake faux hoity toity chateaux to the ground. Kick him straight in the asshole and FUCKING CURB STOMP HIS DUMBASS FACE. He’s not the guy. 

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  2. Herman should have to win 9 this year because he’s a prick and he has a stupid face. Fuck Tom. I don’t like him. If he doesn’t win 9 I want him fired and I’ll hire a hobo to piss on his dog. 

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  3. 47 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

    Unless we completely crater (which wouldn’t be crazy), I just don’t see how CDC doesn’t give Tom at least 3 years

    You may be a good man and a heaven bound Christian, but fuck you straight in the goat ass for that. 

  4. This has me hating my football team, admins, players and coaches.  Fuck all these punks. You don’t get a dime. Boys, work on your PE degrees. Maybe when I’m retired I can watch a good Texas team and at halftime drive over to the hills to piss on Tom Herman’s yard. 

  5. Tom is fucked. He’s fired. The painful thing for all of us is that it will take three fucking years to actuate. We’re in the pit of misery until then and then who knows how long past that. I was big on Herman. Now I’m the first in line to piss on his lawn.  I’m talking coffee/Redbull/tequila piss. I’ll knock down his mailbox flag. Shoot trap targets off his back deck in the hills. I want ol puss on his entire estate. Fuck him. 

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  6. On 6/8/2018 at 1:23 PM, slorch said:

    Lolz.  Never thought I’d hear that phrase uttered with regard to being a strength of the team.

     

    Usually,  turnover of the defensive players was the only hope for improvement on that side the of the ball.

    “Well, our coaches  missed on all of their targeted recruits, and we have no returning seniors. The future looks bright.”

  7. My Uncle took his 12 year old to MD Anderson for cancer treatment. She lived another 5 years. Pretty impressive outcome given that she was a Siamese cat. Pretty impressive connections and wallet too. 

  8. Mom went in for bad heartburn two years ago. ER doc told her it was an esophageal hernia that they could fix. “Oh and you’ve also got stage 4 ovarian cancer” and left the room. I have his name and professional history and home address. I’ll give him back his personal kindness when I have the chance. 

    Docs in south TX said, “well...we can make you comfortable for the next 3 months”. So I immediately moved her up to Austin in my neighborhood, got her some real docs and she’ll be at my kids’ lacrosse and baseball games again this spring. It’s come back but not today buddy. Not today. 

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  9. Got a 9 year old boy. Neighbor has a 3 yr old girl. Last summer they played Marco Polo in the pool and so now she thinks he’s named Marco. We tried to tell her his name is —— but she looks at us like we’re crazy. “Nu uh. That’s Marco.”  “C’mon Marco, play”. And like a good whipped guy Marco follows her everywhere. 

  10. 90 Houston was peak loud. (Missou years later was nap time in preschool). Aggy has been exactly the same since homo heidelburgensis. And the best stuff I ever had was after Arky in 88. The SWC had it’s high points and the sewers couldn’t hide its lows. Fuck Arky, aggy and coog high forevah. 

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