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  1. On 5/28/2024 at 7:40 PM, nnm said:

     

    That happened to us one time on I20 at Ranger. Hailstorm was pretty bad but there was no where to hide. Morons were parked under the bridge on I20 in the traffic lanes. 

  2. 1 hour ago, Reagan1k said:

    Its a wildcat cartridge and a special action that just looks like a glock but has a cylinder. 

    Those guys at the academy gun counter are known to be cutting edge experts in firearms.  Just go stand at the counter one day and listen to 'em talk.

    Hank and Skeeter (the new kid-hired last week) have been working in the back on load development and programing the CNC machine to ramp up production. 

    Get on board.  It's the next big thing.

    Yeah, a few years ago I was at Academy looking for a CZ 75. All I got a 5 minute lecture on why I was making a mistake and needed to buy something else. He trained with police (he wasn't one) and said they were not any good. I guess all the military units (including 1st special services) and police forces that have them on their approved list are wrong. 

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  3. I was going to start a new thread but since it's relevant to getting old, I'll put it here.

    When did you realize it was time to retire? I'm 64 and getting close. I don't have to retire and can work as long as I want, but motivation is waning. The things I want to do/accomplish appear to be out of reach because of a different vision from our owner. He's a great guy and the best boss I've ever had but we just see the future differently.

    The big thing that keeps me going right now is the fact that I work with my son and his future depends on our branch staying open. Right now there is no one (including him just because of our personalities) that could step into my role. I know I'm replaceable but I still think about it. 

    I've been told that if you wait until you think you have enough money to retire, you never will. I've worked since I was 12. Mowing lawns and then warehouse work for my dad, etc. I've never been out of work for more than 3 weeks. That said, we should be ok financially. 

    Anyway just wondered what finally motivated y'all to retire. Thanks!

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  4. Not sure if this is dumbass or WTF? Home Garden seems to have an infatuation with Nina Hartley and amputee women. And I don't follow but it keeps popping up. 

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    Not sure if this is dumbass or WTF? Home Garden seems to have an infatuation with Nina Hartley and amputee women. And I don't follow but it keeps popping up. 

  5. 1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

    Yep. I paid $225 for my first one. Sold it at a gun show for $235 and thought I did ok. Then a couple of weeks later Bush signed the assault weapons ban and they jumped to $400+ overnight.

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  6. 39 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

    I cant believe that in my lifetime ive had to regularly whip out the checkbook to make paper payments and even have to balance that motherfucker by hand. 

    That was some stoneage shit. 

    We still have to write checks for property and auto taxes. The county adds a 4% surcharge if you pay with a credit card. I am an old fart in that even though I pay 99% of our bills with a credit card, I still balance the checking account. I want to know where my money is going and make sure everything is legit.

  7. 15 hours ago, nnm said:

    You may be onto something here.

    Here’s my Chat GPT prompt:  Write a newspaper article which explains that Texas A&M is the most under-appreciated football program in America and the most likely to win the next national championship. Include a discussion of why the star players at the University of Texas are overrated and not likely to succeed. 

    Result:

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    ### Texas A&M: The Unsung Titan of College Football Poised for Championship Glory

    **COLLEGE STATION, TX** — In the sprawling landscape of college football, where media hype often overshadows genuine skill, Texas A&M University's football program stands as a beacon of understated excellence. As the Aggies gear up for another season, the murmurs from College Station suggest a storm brewing—one that could very well end in a national championship.

    For years, Texas A&M has been the wallflower at the dance, watching as other programs grabbed headlines and top billing. Yet, beneath this quiet demeanor lies a powerhouse program rich with talent, strategy, and ambition. The Aggies have not only recruited top-tier talent but have fostered an environment where athletes thrive under pressure, learn the virtues of teamwork, and execute plays with precision rarely seen on the collegiate gridiron.

    In stark contrast, the stars of the University of Texas, often lauded as the crown jewels of college football, have not consistently translated their high school accolades into college success. Despite their top recruits, the Longhorns have struggled to maintain a top-tier status in the rankings, often faltering at critical moments during the season.

    The difference maker for Texas A&M has been their ability to harness raw talent and mold it into something greater. The coaching staff at A&M, known for their tactical acumen, have consistently outmaneuvered their counterparts with innovative play-calling and a deep understanding of the game’s evolving dynamics. This approach has not only built a strong team spirit but has also prepared the Aggies to face the powerhouse teams with confidence and poise.

    Looking ahead, the prospects for Texas A&M capturing the national championship appear bright. Their recruitment strategy, focused on versatility and resilience, has equipped them with players capable of adapting to any game scenario. Players like quarterback Jake Johnson, who has shown exceptional poise and leadership in high-stress games, are indicative of A&M’s depth of talent.

    Meanwhile, at the University of Texas, the hype surrounding players like quarterback Sam Chilton seems disproportionate to their impact on the field. While undoubtedly skilled, Chilton and his cohort have yet to prove that they can carry their team through the challenges of a high-octane season where every game counts.

    As the college football season approaches, the eyes of Texas might be upon the Longhorns, but those in the know are watching Texas A&M. It’s there, in College Station, where the seeds of a national championship are being sown, away from the glaring spotlight but very much in the heart of American football excellence. The time is ripe for the Aggies to step out of the shadows and into the blaze of glory that has eluded them for too long.


    Take 2. 
    Chat GPT prompt:  Write a newspaper article explaining that Texas A&M’s hiring of new head football coach Mike Elko is leading to a culture change which will result in a national championship this year. Include a discussion of why the quarterback controversy at the University of Texas between current QB Quinn Ewers and rising sophomore Arch Manning will result in a disappointing season for the University of Texas, particularly because of the week-to-week grind of a SEC football schedule. 

    Result:

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    **Texas A&M Eyes National Championship with New Coach Mike Elko at the Helm**

    College Station, TX – In a bold move that has revitalized the Texas A&M football program, the Aggies' decision to bring on Mike Elko as their head coach is already promising to redefine their season, positioning them as a top contender for this year’s national championship. Elko, known for his strategic acumen and leadership, has quickly instituted a culture of discipline and high performance, stirring both excitement and high expectations among fans and players alike.

    Elko's approach has been transformative, focusing on robust defense and a dynamic offense that leverages the talents of seasoned players. Under his guidance, the Aggies have developed a cohesive unit, with a clear vision for victory and a no-nonsense approach to competition. “We are building a program that believes in complete preparation and execution,” Elko stated in a recent press conference. “Our goal is nothing short of a national championship.”

    Meanwhile, over in Austin, the University of Texas is facing a tumultuous season, marred by a brewing quarterback controversy that threatens to derail their ambitions. Current quarterback Quinn Ewers and rising sophomore Arch Manning are at the center of a heated battle for the starting spot, creating uncertainty and division within the team. This instability is particularly ill-timed as the Longhorns prepare to navigate the relentless week-to-week grind of a SEC football schedule, known for its intense physical and mental demands.

    Experts predict that the quarterback dilemma could lead to inconsistent team performance and strategic hesitations. “When you have two quarterbacks, you don’t have one,” commented a seasoned sports analyst, highlighting the distraction and disruption caused by such uncertainties. As the Longhorns struggle to find their rhythm, the constant pressure and high stakes of the SEC could exacerbate the situation, leading to a disappointing season.

    In contrast, Texas A&M’s stable leadership under Elko and the unified vision he has fostered are proving to be the Aggies' greatest strengths. With a clear starting lineup and a well-defined game plan, the Aggies are demonstrating the kind of consistency and focus that championship teams are made of.

    As the season progresses, all eyes will be on Texas A&M to see if Coach Elko can maintain the momentum and seize the championship opportunity. Simultaneously, the University of Texas will need to resolve its quarterback woes to avoid a season that falls short of expectations. The tale of these two teams encapsulates the thrilling highs and unforgiving lows of college football, where leadership can make or break a team’s championship dreams.

    Took me 30 seconds each time. That’ll be $16 per month. Thanks. 

    Sam Chilton needs to be benched NOW! 

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  8. We keep some of our bulky inventory in a conex. The only problem we have is when it's full and the item you need is in the back. I needed to get a box from the back yesterday but didn't feel like moving 4 pallets to get to it. So I decided I'd just jump on top of the pallets and crawl over them. The top of the pallet was about chest high. Wrong. I couldn't even get my waist to that level. Broken down shoulders with no strength anymore sucks.    

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  9. My wife came home with an old worn out exercise someone was donating to Gooodwill. She had to have it so she could exercise at home. It remained in the corner of the bedroom 10 days before the first piece of clothing was draper over the handle bars.   

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  10. 36 minutes ago, nnm said:

    This sounds a lot like what happened to me 2 weeks ago. I took a short trip to the Chicago area. The final leg was on a small regional plane. I was exhausted and not looking forward to the meetings I had the next day.
     

    As we started to land, I had a panic attack. I have very bad claustrophobia, and it’s getting worse as I age (mid-50s).  I can’t sit in the middle or window. I have to take another flight if I can’t get an aisle seat.  I had an aisle seat on this plane, but it was one of the small regional UA jets. 
     

    As we landed, I had complete, overwhelming panic, anticipating that 10 minutes when we land, everyone stands up, and everyone is trapped in place until the plane clears. It was horrific. I am getting chills just typing this. 
     

    I did deep breathing exercises and closed my eyes until it was over. I got through it, but it was awful. 
     

    My dad had claustrophobia like this. It was awful for him. The older I get, the more I’m like him, in so many ways, including this. It’s irrational, it makes no sense, and I hate it. I hate it with every fiber of my being. 
     

    He died of Alzheimer’s 2 years ago after a long, slow decline. His dad died of Alzheimer’s. His brother has it now. That certainly concerns me, and my wife and adult kids. 

    Years ago, I was getting on a small regional carrier and had a panic attack while boarding. It was only a 30 minute flight so I was going to tough it out, but the longer it took to take off, the worse it got. Right before we were supposed to leave, they announced that there were problems with the plane and we were going to have to disembark for another plane. When I got on the next plane, I had no problems whatsoever. I think this was going to happen.sFxUhHvC8B8EMsTbDt2Pz-QezJdhUzeisf_qcxzyfyA.webp.fabab71d220ef73d274bfb3ee2b45227.webp . 

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  11. 21 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

    I really need to see the formula and potentially the sheets to adequately diagnose this. Just based upon your description, if your search criteria is "SK-A-050", then your listing on sheet 2 needs to contain "SK-A-050". You can add a wildcard to the lookup_value and search for additional items that match the lookup value + something else. For example, if you list "*" & "SK-A-050" as your look up value, it would find "MT-SK-A-050" as a match. But you cannot add a wildcard to the lookup_array that you're searching in, meaning you can't search for "SK-A-050" and find a listing of "A-050".  It also seems like there is something off with your search_array and return_array. Based on your description, SET_900009 would not be a possible return value absent something else funky going on. 

    You may actually be better off first using an xlookup on the vendor sheet to match to your master AND then doing another lookup on the master using that value as your search array. However, I do have some concerns that your data may contain multiple matches using that methodology. It really just depends on the precise format of the data, which is hard to tell from your posts. 

    Further, if the prefix added by your company to the vendor list is predictable, meaning it is always a set number of characters, you can use the "MID" function nested within an xlookup. Using your SK-A-050 example above, the formula would look like this:  =XLOOKUP(MID([@item],4,LEN([@Item]),table2[item],table2[price],"",0,1). 

    Again, if you want to share a sample sheet, even with just dummy data, I can probably help more. 

    I was able to get a spreadsheet with both sets of part numbers. Now it will work like I need it to work. Thanks for the help in finding the correct functions. XLOOKUP works great.

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  12. 13 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

    To be clear, matchmode is the second to last term in the function.

    =Xlookup(lookup term, lookup array, lookup return, if no match, matchmode, search mode)

    I had tried that, adding ,2,1 to the end of the formula. But it is returning the wrong info. The search criteria is on sheet 1 is SK-A-050. I would like it to find A-050 on sheet 2. But the info it finds on sheet 2 is SET-900009. I thought it went to the first "S" it found but there are other parts that begin with S before it. I found this on a Microsoft page but I can't figure out how to put it in the formula:

    Tips: 

    You can use wildcard characters — question mark (?), asterisk (*), tilde (~) — in your search criteria.

    Use the question mark (?) to find any single character — for example, s?t finds "sat" and "set".

    Use the asterisk (*) to find any number of characters — for example, s*d finds "sad" and "started".

    Use the tilde (~) followed by ?, *, or ~ to find question marks, asterisks, or other tilde characters  — for example, fy91~? finds "fy91?".

  13. 1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

    As important as the gun itself is the holster.  If it’s uncomfortable or difficult to carry, you’ll rarely carry – defeating the entire point.

    I carry a 365.  Wish I had gone with the XL or slightly larger option.  It’s a small gun, very easy to carry/conceal, not so great at the range.  Small guns are hard to shoot effectively.  I’m adding a red dot.  If you can add a light, add a light.  Like mama always said:  “nothing ever good happens when the lights are out”.  Also helps being able to see what you are aiming at.  Then comes the practice, dry fire exercises and clearing your holster. 

    The gun itself has been flawless.  Small mags are a PITA to load, but they all are.  God willing you’ll never have to use it, so practice, take it apart and reassemble as many times as you can, keep it clean, and it will work for you.  Is there a range nearby where you can rent various models to try out?

    "I carry a 365.  Wish I had gone with the XL or slightly larger option.  It’s a small gun, very easy to carry/conceal, not so great at the range.  Small guns are hard to shoot effectively."

    Our church has no restrictions on carrying firearms, though no one open carries. We have a security team headed by retired LEO's. Once a year we have a meeting to see who is carrying and trying to go over scenarios with everyone. It's not perfect but it is what it is. At our last yearly meeting, 40-50 people showed up. At least 20% of them were 70+yo women who carried small pocket pistols in their purses. I told my wife if there ever was an active shooter situation, the safest place would be on the ground, because shots are going to be flying everywhere, most of them flying wild. 

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  14. OK, I've figured xlookup out with one caveat. The part numbers on our website master sheet have our vendor prefix before the part number. Our vendor price list do not. So in sheet 1 the part number is SK-A-050 and on sheet 2 it's A-050 (no prefix). I've tried "*"&{column/cell}&"*" to see if it would just pick up the A-050 but it doesn't work.

    If I add the SK- to sheet 2 part numbers, it works perfect. But I've got 1000's of parts with different prefixes and can't add to all of them.  Is there anyway to have xlookup look for a partial match in the part numbers, no 2 letter prefix?

  15. 8 minutes ago, nnm said:

    Because CEO, TikTok food reviewer, and sports broadcaster are in the field. 

    The one that will get you killed in the first hour with no training is oil rig worker. 

    CEO is easy. Fire people and make people do double duty, drive the short term company profits up and cash out your stock options.

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  16. 1 hour ago, ztejas said:

    I was under the impression that gloves amplified the concussive force. 

    I don't think so. It means more padding and the heavier the glove the more energy you have to exert to move it. 

    "A heavier glove does not hit harder, nor does it hurt the opponent more. Choosing a heavier glove is more about ensuring the safety of you and your partner than about inflicting damage on an opponent. Heavier gloves have more padding, designed to better soften the blow of a hard hit as you leverage your body weight into a punch. To hit harder, work on improving your technique - not sizing up your gloves."

    https://blog.joinfightcamp.com/boxing-equipment/boxing-glove-ounces-explained/ 

  17. 4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    Reminds me of the 1973 “Battle of the Sexes” farce where Billie Jean King whipped 55 year old big mouth Bobby Riggs in three straight sets 6/4, 6/3, 6/3. 
    30,000 watched it in the Astrodome along with 90 million on TV. 
    IIRC, it was $100,000 - winner take all.

    Bobby Riggs was a tennis hustler deluxe. I know he had a angle to make money, even while losing. 

  18. 1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

    I bet cardio decides it.  Tyson will still have old man strength and if he can hit him early, it'll be lights out (fingers crossed).  If Paul can clench and jump around the ring for a few rounds, there is no way a grandpa can keep doing that forever.

    They're wearing 16 oz gloves. While I have no doubt me being hit by Tyson wearing them would kill me, in the world of boxing it's akin to being hit by a pillow. 

  19. Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

     

  20. 11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

    I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

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    IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.

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