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  1. I don't know about management potential, but she a straight shooter. “I inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion,” Hamm reported. “To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/west-virginia-rc-710258
  2. 2012, 12 years and 12th man. It's their year birches!
  3. A perfect representation of life in general.
  4. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    WSJ was paywalled and I'm not sure how I got around it the 1st time. Here's the article via MSN.com https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/is-your-brain-aging-faster-than-you-new-science-offers-clues/ar-AA1HELmB
  5. My wife is always complaining that she wants a maid to help clean. I told her that she would want to clean the house before the maid got there and since it would never happen, we'd never get one.
  6. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    There's a lot of criticism because of small sampling but it's a interesting read. And no one takes into consideration that learning the bagpipes helped him. https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/brain-age-health-lifestyle-012262b3
  7. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    The last batch of contacts I received had the lenses inserted in the case backwards. I had to reverse the curve on them to see correctly. They came out of the case like this "(" but should have been like this ")". If you look close at the edges you see which way they should go.
  8. What's the over/under on the number of days before this guy blows through his half of the $167 million jackpot. Remember to take into consideration he might be going back to prison for a while. But then again, his girlfriend will probably spend it for him. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/powerball-winner-196078
  9. I thought this was the ultimate troll job. But he really was on the roster. Never heard of shomer negiah. I didn't even know my wife was Jewish. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3538864
  10. Was he supposed to move before the kid could get his toe up his butt?
  11. I once superglued the handset down to some of the phones in our office. We (well I did) laughed like hell when our uber Aggie, corp turd boss, almost knocked himself out when he slammed the entire phone against the side of his head answering it.
  12. I'd leave my vehicle there overnight and take an Uber home. Show him who's the boss.
  13. Do you need a special permit to park ON the Handicapped ramp?
  14. Does "Abruptly" mean she sailed into town and crashed landed into the side of a building or on the street?
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