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Posts posted by Buffsoldier
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Countryisms
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Not quite a countryism, but the difference between a countryism and an Armyism is pretty slim:
One 100+ degree day on my first tour in Iraq, and on a convoy one of my peers said, "Buffsoldier, you're good at making shit up. How would you describe this heat?""I'm sweatin' like a Catholic Priest at a choir boys convention.
The PFC driving the Humvee almost drove into a ditch.
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Countryisms
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13 hours ago, Reagan1k said:If we screwed something up, my grandfather would say....."You boys could tear up an anvil."
"Y'all could fuck up a steel ball with a rubber hammer."
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16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:
holy shit.
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Countryisms
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6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:His replay: Cowboys like fat calves.
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There's a non-creepy exorcism?
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Something something, Jimi Hendrix, something something.
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47 minutes ago, futureman said:
I bet he gets 70 miles to the gallon on that hog.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber....
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15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
What in the actual fuck?
That's me driving back down the hill from your mom's house.
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13 minutes ago, NWBuck said:
Hadn't considered this as a remedy to the wife problem. Good looking out, man.
Alternatively....
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35 minutes ago, El Diablo said:
Had an application come across my desk earlier, guy's last name is "Angus". Checked, no prior military service listed. Disappoint, I haz.
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Countryisms
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You are just fucked up like a football bat.
You woke up this morning and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills.
That one there's my pet window licker. (Used to describe the dumbest soldier in the unit)
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9 hours ago, El Diablo said:
She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish.
By definition aren't they all a box set?
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18 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:
It took a while for the final result, but he did not, in fact, survive his last encounter with a horse.
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2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
You want to believe that’s a real dinosaur family reunion?
Don't you judge me.
I want to believe that each party planned to dress up in the costumes separately, and didn't coordinate together to make it happen.
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3 hours ago, Message Board User said:
I so desperately want to believe that this isn't staged. I want to.
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Someone needs to sync that up to "Billie Jean".
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Divorce Lawyers.
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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:So she can fuck her own face right in the pussy?
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Gettin' all Jim Kelly up in this bitch.
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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