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  1. This year I started something new for myself.  Any time anyone I'm interacting with wishes me well between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I donate $5.00 to a charity.  And I let that person know what I'm doing so I can find out their favorite charity.  Doesn't matter to me if it's "Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanza, etc. etc."  Don't care what the words are.  I care about the sentiment behind it.  And I think that that sentiment should be rewarded and more importantly encouraged.  The amount that I've donated so far is pretty trivial.  Maybe $50-$60 total.

    But the surprised/happy looks I've received back for the gesture have been worth a kings ransom.

    Pretty trivial, but goddamn if it doesn't make me feel good.

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  2. 3 hours ago, ISUCyclones said:

    The other end of this is when they are all arranged touching and leaning on each other and clang around and get all chipped up. 

    And the third leg on the stool: shit jammed in there haphazardly and bending every fucking tong on the racks. Upper and lower. 

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  3. I know this gets said every so often, but goddamn, some of y'all married some stupid fucking bitches. 

    And don't give us that, "Oh, she's got a degree in Astrophysics and won the Nobel in Economics, this is just a quirk." bullshit.  Being EDUCATED is way different than being SMART. 

    And for the record, yes, I married one too.  I'm free of my chains now, but I fucked up by putting a ring on it too.

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  4. 2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

     

    Christopher Wurda Redfearn-Groes

     

    Hillman runs an animal rescue called Lofty Hopes. Their slogan is, “a pigeon positive movement.” The organization has nursed dozens of injured pigeons back to health in the Las Vegas valley.

     
     

    O.k.  So, two things:

     

    1. Wurda Redfearn-Groes?  Where's Durkee and the Bullshit detector?  This story stinks from the word go.

    2. Since 'movement' is another term for what I did on South Austin's mom's chest last night, I'm gonna say that describing Lofty Hopes as a giant crock of shit is about the most accurate thing in this article.

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  5. 2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

    "...Let's go to the video tape." [/Warner Wolf]

    Dozens Feared Dead After New Zealand's Most Active Volcano Erupts

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    Yessenia Fumes

    22 minutes ago

    Filed to:WHITE ISLAND VOLCANO

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    BBC says 23 of the 50 were rescued:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50715047

    O.k. so first:

    Yesenia Fumes???

    Second:

    Obligatory with a volcano in New Zealand the lord of the rings sam GIF

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  6. 5 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

    Secret Santas are discriminatory, racist, misogynistic, colonialist, imperialist, sexist, ableist, classist, capitalist, fascist, and methodist.

    blazing saddles GIF

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  7. On 12/2/2019 at 8:53 PM, EE2B said:

    My wife bought my youngest a Sesame Street DVD about potty training. One segment of the video is kids saying what they call poop and pee. There are about 10-15 of them and somewhere toward the end this kid says “I call it dookie!” We all busted out laughing. I had to back that shit up so I could hear it again. Even now months later one of us will just randomly yell out “I call it dookie!”

    D is for Dookie, that's good enough for me....

    sesame street dancing GIF

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