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Posts posted by Buffsoldier
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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
O.k., so first of all.....
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37 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
I told her yea ok. She tells me its the number 1 starter in house fires. Well in our last house i/we lived in for almost 9 years had the dryer vents cleaned exactly one time and that was because the inspector for the buyers asked us to do it last year. Yea i should've been better about that, admittedly.
Get her this and tell her to pull her weight around the house.
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An estrogen activated mute switch.
It's like the Clapper. I call it, "The Yapper".
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I love Grampa Tom in the back in the red shirt sitting there grinning like, "Motherfucker, I shot 7 Nazis on Omaha beach, I'm not chair dancing to this sissy crap. You guys are out of your goddamn minds."
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3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
Doomlet (4,m) is under the weather, so Mrs. Doom plopped him in the bath last night to soak up some steam and relax.
She left the room for a few minutes, and when she came back, Doomlet had a worried look on his face, which led to the following exchange.
Mrs: What's wrong?
Doomlet: I'm very concerned about something Guy told me.
[Note: Guy is his stuffed animal/security blanket item, and as far as we know, lacks the ability to speak.]
Mrs: Oh yeah, what's that?
Doomlet: Guy told me that eleven was really twelve.
He has reason to be worried. I mean, if 7 ate 9.....
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52 minutes ago, Parliament said:
You guys complaining about your crazy mother in law need to remember that your wife will be the exact same someday.
Divorce thread's thataway....
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8 hours ago, demos said:
"Josephine, I'm leaving the Russian front. And I'm taking my armies with me. You can keep the sleevies."
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Got you boys a cake.
But seriously, Happy Birthday, lads.
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3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:
So is that how you get them to stop leaving the tv on for the dog when it's at home, inside, on a rainy day?
No, you do that by telling her that the reason she couldn't get that la-dee-da Coach purse she wanted is because of the money that has to be spent on electricity...
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(1) didnt believe hourly-billing was possible ("how can they calculate that it must be impossible algorithm")
"Baby, it's just like the motel I met you at."(3) threw her hands up and walked away remarking "just stop leaving all the lights on".
"You first, dipshit."
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Damn, I could go for a muffaletta right now...
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4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
Needs the Benny Hill treatment...
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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:
Full of herself.
Go on....
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3 hours ago, gecko said:
A glass of whole milk with the gluten free chocolate chip cookies from Trader Joes is the best. Fight me.
14 minutes ago, Loco said:ok, I choose Tuscan bread as my weapon.... checkmate, nerd
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In fairness, 83.5% of that is used by women to make the enormous beehives they use for each wipe.
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I double stuffed your mom last night.
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7 hours ago, EMAWesome said:
Before I was considered borderline Type 2 diabetes no fucking restaurant anywhere ever pushed me to buy their cookies. Now every damn place I go tries to up sell them to me. Hell, Barnes & Noble even tried to get me to buy cookies the last time I was there.
7 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:God damn, the pusher man.......
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