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  1. 37 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

    I told her yea ok. She tells me its the number 1 starter in house fires. Well in our last house i/we lived in for almost 9 years had the dryer vents cleaned exactly one time and that was because the inspector for the buyers asked us to do it last year. Yea i should've been better about that, admittedly.

    Get her this and tell her to pull her weight around the house.

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dryer-Vent-Venting-Exhaust-Duct-Cleaning-Lint-Trap-Removal-Brush-Vacuum-Kit-12-Drill-Flexible/998462068?sourceid=csebr0394555f8e32f64c9a9f649104d46a4b5a&wmlspartner=bizratecom&affcmpid=3724935200&tmode=0000&veh=cse&szredirectid=15736831228182173617310080301008005

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  2. I love Grampa Tom in the back in the red shirt sitting there grinning like, "Motherfucker, I shot 7 Nazis on Omaha beach, I'm not chair dancing to this sissy crap. You guys are out of your goddamn minds."

  3. 3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    Doomlet (4,m) is under the weather, so Mrs. Doom plopped him in the bath last night to soak up some steam and relax. 

    She left the room for a few minutes, and when she came back, Doomlet had a worried look on his face, which led to the following exchange. 

    Mrs: What's wrong? 

    Doomlet: I'm very concerned about something Guy told me. 

    [Note: Guy is his stuffed animal/security blanket item, and as far as we know, lacks the ability to speak.] 

    Mrs: Oh yeah, what's that? 

    Doomlet: Guy told me that eleven was really twelve. 

     

    He has reason to be worried.  I mean, if 7 ate 9.....

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  4. 3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

    So is that how you get them to stop leaving the tv on for the dog when it's at home, inside, on a rainy day?  

    No, you do that by telling her that the reason she couldn't get that la-dee-da Coach purse she wanted is because of the money that has to be spent on electricity...

  5. (1) didnt believe hourly-billing was possible ("how can they calculate that it must be impossible algorithm")
    "Baby, it's just like the motel I met you at."

    (3) threw her hands up and walked away remarking "just stop leaving all the lights on".

    "You first, dipshit."

  6. 7 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

    Before I was considered borderline Type 2 diabetes no fucking restaurant anywhere ever pushed me to buy their cookies.  Now every damn place I go tries to up sell them to me.  Hell, Barnes & Noble even tried to get me to buy cookies the last time I was there. 

     

    7 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

    God damn, the pusher man.......

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