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  1. 23 hours ago, demos said:

    Son (7): Can I have dessert?

    Wife: What's dessert? [Meaning what was he getting]

    Son: Dessert is what you eat after you finish your dinner.

    Wife: tone

    Me:

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    Bonus points if he'd have finished with, "...but that's not important right now. "

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  2. 6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

     

    Of course, I've told the story already of the silent-but-deadly Mrs. Ponderer cut loose with on our very first date, so she's not exactly shy about bodily functions like a lot of pretend delicate flowers are.

    Thought you looked familiar...

     

  3. 24 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

    My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them.

    She then started chanting,  "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!"

    Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....

    A pic I snapped with the phone:

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  4. My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them.

    She then started chanting,  "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!"

    Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....

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