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Posts posted by Buffsoldier
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On 10/29/2019 at 11:55 AM, Telegraph_it said:
Coprolite.
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On 10/26/2019 at 5:19 PM, tbone_ said:
I can still remember my TXDL number I got in 1984.
I can still remember the serial number of the weapon (M16A2 if you care) in Iraq. In 2003.
Good ol' 1772908....
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1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:
which clients are getting billed for all this legal expertise you lawyer types are pontificating here?
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"Clark? Remember what the guy at Wally World said? Apparently he's got something else to tell us."
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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:
That's funny... I also wait until your GF is in the shower, then open the shower door and pee in the shower.
Mother?
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11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
Hell that's exactly what I do. I wait til she's in the shower, go pee and flush the toilet
I wait 'til my GF's in the shower, then open the shower door and pee in the shower.
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Put these 3 in their own fight club. Winner gets 1 yr suspended sentence. Losers have to move into an apartment in Dallas 1 floor above a cop.
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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
That joke works better (worse?) than you'd think. Beekeepers call themselves 'beeks' so it'd be a "beeker's dozen".
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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:
Anchor. Scratched. You know the drill.
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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
Of course, I've told the story already of the silent-but-deadly Mrs. Ponderer cut loose with on our very first date, so she's not exactly shy about bodily functions like a lot of pretend delicate flowers are.
Thought you looked familiar...
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4 minutes ago, luke duke said:
Hey everyone look at the
bigold man balls on@bamachine.Fixed
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...just to be the man who has a seat. right. ov-er. there. There's no teen whore.
DA DA-DA DA-DA!
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44 minutes ago, elfenix said:
let he who hasn't jerked off naked in a hotel chair throw the first stone
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4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
"Take out"...
Could be one of three things:
1) Food
2) Dating
3) Assassination4) Trash
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blah blah blah stumped pun.
blah blah blah don't have a leg to stand on pun.
blah blah blah coming up short pun.
I know you assholes are warming up with those.........
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8 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:
People who constantly clear their throat. Jesus shut the fuck up.
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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Guaranteed diabeetus.
Fixed.
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24 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:
My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them.
She then started chanting, "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!"
Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....
A pic I snapped with the phone:
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My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them.
She then started chanting, "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!"
Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....
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Rude mom is worried about your nuts
in Daily Texan
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It's not even Nov 1st yet and....