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  1. 15 hours ago, Armybrat said:
    A guy is sitting at home alone when
    he hears a knock on the front door.
    There are two sheriff's deputies there;
    he asks if there is a problem.
    One of the deputies asks if he is
    married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
    The guy says "sure " and shows him a
    picture of his wife. The sheriff says,
    "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your
    wife's been hit by a truck."
    The guy says, " I know, but she has a
    great personality and she's an excellent cook. "

    That's a shitacular haiku.

  2. 4 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

    After watching the US Open last weekend, I realize I get pissed off when douche bags scream "get in the hole" after every single drive....even if it's on a par 4 or 5. Seemed to be happening more often at this tournament. I chalk it up to dumb ass new yorkers. They should throw these dumb fucks out of the tournament. 

    Serious question, does this occur at the Masters as well? I haven't watched in the last 3-4 years, but it seems like Augusta National is the one place that wouldn't tolerate that asshattery.

  3. About a year ago, I was on a flight where a family came on with a 1-2 month old.  After they got they stuff stowed, the dad handed out about 30 bags full of candy, hershey's kisses, bite-size milky ways, etc. and each bag had a note in it explaining that it was the kid's first flight, asking that we please be patient, apologizing in advance if there was any crying and so on.  Probably cost Mom-n-Dad about $25-$30 and a little time to put it all together.  But the goodwill exhibited by doing so paid off in spades.  Yep, the kid did cry, for about 5 minutes on takeoff and another 5 on landing, but nobody in legit earshot seemed to mind a bit.

    Just food for thought.

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  4. 1 hour ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

    In th espirit of the OP, i enjoy El Fenix. I'm in the minority.

    But this annoys me, when I order cheese enchiladas anywhere else, i have to actually ask to add onions because we are a nation of wimps who have ruined the cheese enchilada platter with too many "cut the onions" orders.

    Would you rather they cut the cheese?

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    Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

    On ‎6‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 11:39 AM, TriStone said:

    Along this same line of thought:  Vigo and the Carpathians

    Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants

    First hit single: Yes, have some

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    On ‎5‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 6:41 AM, Hunchback said:
    On ‎5‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 6:38 AM, Cheeseweasel said:
    Yeah. Free food is bad. 
    wait...wut?

    Agreed. Cold breakfast tacos still equals breakfast tacos. Not sure how this makes anybody surly.

    Actually, I kinda get this.  It's not the free food that's surlish.  It's the execs acting like posers and trying to be the "cool parents being friends with their kids" that's bothersome.

  7. 17 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

    It's literally been months since she accused me of wanting to diddle my 12 year old daughters friends. 

    Wow.  That's literally the type of statement where one person then has to pack their bags and leave the house.  Permanently.

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