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Posts posted by Buffsoldier
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4 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:
After watching the US Open last weekend, I realize I get pissed off when douche bags scream "get in the hole" after every single drive....even if it's on a par 4 or 5. Seemed to be happening more often at this tournament. I chalk it up to dumb ass new yorkers. They should throw these dumb fucks out of the tournament.
Serious question, does this occur at the Masters as well? I haven't watched in the last 3-4 years, but it seems like Augusta National is the one place that wouldn't tolerate that asshattery.
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About a year ago, I was on a flight where a family came on with a 1-2 month old. After they got they stuff stowed, the dad handed out about 30 bags full of candy, hershey's kisses, bite-size milky ways, etc. and each bag had a note in it explaining that it was the kid's first flight, asking that we please be patient, apologizing in advance if there was any crying and so on. Probably cost Mom-n-Dad about $25-$30 and a little time to put it all together. But the goodwill exhibited by doing so paid off in spades. Yep, the kid did cry, for about 5 minutes on takeoff and another 5 on landing, but nobody in legit earshot seemed to mind a bit.
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I used to be damn selective about where and when I shit.
I've now been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once.
I will now shit anywhere, at any time without a second thought. And often without a first thought.
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O/U as to how many pieces douchecyclyist's collar bone is in? I'm saying 3.
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1 hour ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
In th espirit of the OP, i enjoy El Fenix. I'm in the minority.
But this annoys me, when I order cheese enchiladas anywhere else, i have to actually ask to add onions because we are a nation of wimps who have ruined the cheese enchilada platter with too many "cut the onions" orders.
Would you rather they cut the cheese?
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On 6/18/2018 at 10:40 AM, Schulz2.0 said:
Day after coming home.
...and he's already sick of your shit.
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Vince Klortho and the Gozarians
On 6/2/2018 at 11:39 AM, TriStone said:Along this same line of thought: Vigo and the Carpathians
Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants
First hit single: Yes, have some
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She was built when meat was cheap.
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Seize This Honkus and the Flapping Laser Labias.
Random thoughts that coalesced into a band name with my friends. We've even got a Facebook page.
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BY PRESCOTTE STROKES III
*snicker*
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So I recognize all but the motorcycle. Is it the one from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
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He feels and interprets the bumps on Walts asshole?
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On 5/31/2018 at 6:41 AM, Hunchback said:On 5/31/2018 at 6:38 AM, Cheeseweasel said:Yeah. Free food is bad.
wait...wut?Agreed. Cold breakfast tacos still equals breakfast tacos. Not sure how this makes anybody surly.
Actually, I kinda get this. It's not the free food that's surlish. It's the execs acting like posers and trying to be the "cool parents being friends with their kids" that's bothersome.
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That is awesome on so damn many levels....
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4 hours ago, Parliament said:
"So, Clem, what did you learn?"
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Seriously, that looks like bad jerky strips.
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Fucked up like a football bat.
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Boop.
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17 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:
It's literally been months since she accused me of wanting to diddle my 12 year old daughters friends.
Wow. That's literally the type of statement where one person then has to pack their bags and leave the house. Permanently.
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1 hour ago, Reagan1k said:
I told her to open up her phone and help me navigate the last mile or two
Here is the precise moment where you fucked up.
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"Gonna make like a hippie and roll this joint."
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"Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills."
"Harder than woodpecker lips."
"Looks like a can of smashed assholes."
Lame joke thread
in Lulz
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That's a shitacular haiku.