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Longhornfan1024

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  1. 46 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

    this is how fucked things are. here we are, rooting for possibly the most evil corporation ever against a more oppresssive government. in what world is disney ever actually the good guy? well done republicans

    Have you heard of Nestle?  

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  2. I found my first lynel in the depths.  White lynel + armor + gloom = insta death my first try.  So I came back with a talus gloom club and colgera feathered wing and kicked his ass.  Riju's lightning attack doesn't seem to work on them anymore, so Sidon's water shield and dodging is really important for killing them in this game.  

  3. 37 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

    Anyone taken on a Gleeok (3 headed dragon) yet? 

     

    Also I've only seen one Lynel so far. Maybe I'm just not meandering to the right spots. 

    Got my ass kicked by an ice gleeok.  But that was earlier in the game.  Fire might be easier, so I'm going to try the one on the bridge across Lake Hylia soon.  I haven't seen any Lynels so far.  

  4. 9 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

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    CSB: I recently actually had to contact another attorney to let him know that some asshole was signing his name to stupid letters.  They were trying to bully my client so they chose a random attorney's name off the internet and signed the letter as coming from them.  

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  5. 24 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    Bud Light's core demo was and is an aging cohort of late boomer and Gen-X Dockers Dads. What they didn't account for was that a non-demographic (in terms of how marketers traditionally thought of demographics, i.e. the crosstabs)  faction inside their run rate customer base would view attempts to sell beer to queer people as betrayal and end their consumption of the brand permanently. 
    If I was still doing competitive strategy for a living, my advice would be to primarily focus on keeping the dockers dads in line with retail shelf space and discounts, and put the expense dollars into winning Gen-Z by doubling down on the gays (10-12% of the population).
    The red hats will never be back. Might as well make it an asset. 

    They sell shitty beer to racists and homophobes.  They should have known that adding diversity into their advertising wouldn't have actually added any new customers but would lose so of their old customers.  As long as they make shitty beer, they won't be increasing their sales to younger generations who actually want something that tastes good.  They should have continued their ads using attractive women and "manliness" airing right after ads for boner pills so that they could keep their customer base--fat, racists, homophobic, impotent cucks with no taste.  

  6. 23 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

    Bert - Did you get a chance to try the new HH20 Mellow Corn Granddaddy while you were there?

    I have the opportunity to buy one, but at a whopping $1650 it would have to be “best blowie of your life” good for me to really entertain.

    The reviews seem to fall in the “good not great” area, so I’m seeking opinions. I like the emoji535.png but I’m not convinced…

    I'll help you out.  No bourbon is worth that much.  

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