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  1. 22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

     

    What are the chances that Trump blames himself for these losses, vs blaming someone else?  I'd put it at about 0%

    He'll blame the "fake news" for making him look bad by publishing all of the horrible stuff he actually says and does.  

  2. 37 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

    Stephen Miller is sturdy and dependable.  He is guaranteed to give you the most lunatic right wing fringe view, no matter what the topic.  And he'll add in a side of smug snark to boot.

     

    And he'll eat any children or pets you don't want to keep.

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  3. 11 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

    Don’t see anyway Germany can do it again. They don’t have the goal scorers without Reus and no real striker. 

    If Brazil was smart they would find a way to get Firmino, Neymar, Coutinho, and Jesus on the field at the same time. I think they are the favorites.

    France, like Brazil, has almost no weak points at all. Just class at every position.

    Belgium, Argentina, and Spain are all stacked as well. 

    Should be a really interesting tournament with plenty of the traditional powers being very strong. Personally I’ll be rooting for Egypt and the Mo Salah show.

    Pending injury updates closer to the cup, I have Brazil winning over Spain in the final with the top 4 being Brazil, Spain, Germany, and Portugal.  France, like Belgium, has a ridiculous amount of talent, but I just don't trust them.  They've had a lot of games lately against teams with inferior talent where they just don't seem to have the effort and cohesion to really control the game.  I have Portugal eliminating them in the quarters. 

  4. 52 minutes ago, TahoeHorn said:

    This story would have been more entertaining if your girlfriend had wrecked your truck and  you had found it when you went there to leave with your sister.  :D

    That would be the Alabama version of the story.

  5. 14 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

    I rarely post about my wife, but she had a doozy today. She was in a hurry trying to cook some dinner and watch our 10 month old daughter before I came home. When I got home it smelled a little funny in the kitchen but I didn't think much of it since she was obviously baking something. I take over watching our daughter and I hear "god fucking dammit" several times. I look over and I see a rubber-plastic lid melted on top of a glass dish filled with ravioli that she was trying to bake. 

    Wife: "Ugh, I didn't know you couldn't put a lid like this in the oven." (she probably knows this and was just way too in a rush)

    Me: "Yeah, plastic and rubber will start melting if you set the oven to 350F"

    Wife: "I guess we shouldn't eat this then right?"

    Me: "Yeah that's probably a good idea. Could you turn the vent on, there's probably some lovely chemical byproducts in the air now."

     

    She says she'll clean the oven out tomorrow since there's plastic melted onto the bottom. We'll see how that goes.

     

    I hope you enjoy your new oven.

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