Jump to content

Longhornfan1024

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    2091
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Longhornfan1024

  1. 21 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

    I think there are a few lines in the sand where people would care and one is plausible deniability on racism.  Every racist thing he does, he gives an out for people to say “that’s not racist, it just happens the guy is black!”   This takes that excuse away from the party of wink wink nudge nudge.  

    Unless the tape is from when he was in the White House, the response will be "that was a long time ago, now God has turned him into a better man" or some other bullshit cop out.  

  2. 59 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

    Average age of everyone in this picture - roughly 86.

     

    That's a whole lot of old white people who are scared of the bleks and the browns.

  3. 13 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

    A buddy of mine owns a painting company.  He has a group of Hondurans that are damn good painters.  Basically, his whole crew is a bunch of brothers and cousins.  They were repainting the exterior of a house in Pemberton Heights.  Nice house.  Big house.  Lots of wood siding with tons of sanding.  Homeowners are gone to work and his guys are working away outside.  I guess one of them had to shit and couldn't hold it, so he bowed up in the corner of the backyard, then went back to work.  The family dog proceeds to come out through the dog door while half the guys are in the front and the other half are up on ladders.  The dog is nosing around in the backyard, then decides to take a nice roll in some fresh Honduran man-shit.  The lead guy is up on a ladder and sees the events unfolding.  He hurries down just as the dog re-enter the house through the dog door.  Too late.  Doors are locked.  Dog door is too small to squeeze through.  They watch through the window as the dog decides to continue his rolling escapade on the rug.  And the furniture.  And rub against the curtains.  Shit everywhere.  

    They call my buddy, he thinks it's a joke and soon realizes they aren't fucking around.  There's a dog going hog-wild in the house rubbing human feces all over the furniture.  He had no other choice than to bite the bullet and call the homeowner, have the entire house steam cleaned and knock half off the paint job and beg them not to trash him on social media.

    As a contractor, that's why I include "sanitation services" as a line item for every single project that lasts longer than a day.  $120 for a month's rental on a shitter is good insurance for not cleaning party mud off of Suzie Q Homeowner's sofa.

    He should have just blamed it on the dog.

    • Like 3
    • Haha 1
    • Fuck You 1
  4. 13 minutes ago, MoJames said:

    Lots of movement to happen. Latest rumors

    Michy loan to Valencia
    Tammy to stay
    Piazon might stay or AC Milan loan
    Baka AC Milan loan
    Kalas loan Mbrough
    Zouma being considered by Everton and Manure
    Drinkwater might be headed back to LCFC
    RLC, Ampadu and CHO latest are they stick with the squad.

    Oh and Green is player of the year already.

    I want to see what Michy can do in Sarri's system before he gets shipped out.  Unfortunately, that can't happen.  

    If Tammy stays, I hope he gets some good time in EFL and against easier EPL opponents.  Otherwise, it's a waste of a year where he really needs some time on the pitch.

    I have no idea what to think about Zouma.  Others, I'm fine with.  

  5. 16 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

    He could have used his power to convert all USB connectors to USB-C and solved us all a lot of trouble.

    Or just make sure we all put them in correctly the first try and not the third try.  

  6. 10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

    i have no idea what the hell you just typed. yes theres a major difference between food allergies/people with celiac disease and those who say theyre gluten free to say theyre gluten free. if you had any ounce of a clue of what you are even adding to this conversation, you would see why im calling some of you dipshits. 

    It's ironic that you're calling us dipshits when you're the one who took seriously a post that involved smearing peanut butter on an infant's face.  

  7. 8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

    Im sure most peanut allergic kids will be able to beat up your make believe kid any day.

    You seem real mad and are mean and now my feelings are hurt.  I think I'll go eat some peanut butter to make myself feel better.

    • Like 2
×
×
  • Create New...