
Longhornfan1024
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Someone on this thread or the Spurs thread surmised that he might actually be a little bit regarded. That letter does nothing to persuade me otherwise.
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TIL that Florida is in the Southwestern US.
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59 minutes ago, Message Board User said:
Average age of everyone in this picture - roughly 86.
That's a whole lot of old white people who are scared of the bleks and the browns.
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Cruz thinks In-n-Out is better than Whataburger.
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Do Spanish magicians always make sweet love to their props?
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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
That was worthy of a neg rep from Orca of Peace? Yeesh.
He's just being a bitch because I negged him in Politics for being an obvious troll.
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13 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:
A buddy of mine owns a painting company. He has a group of Hondurans that are damn good painters. Basically, his whole crew is a bunch of brothers and cousins. They were repainting the exterior of a house in Pemberton Heights. Nice house. Big house. Lots of wood siding with tons of sanding. Homeowners are gone to work and his guys are working away outside. I guess one of them had to shit and couldn't hold it, so he bowed up in the corner of the backyard, then went back to work. The family dog proceeds to come out through the dog door while half the guys are in the front and the other half are up on ladders. The dog is nosing around in the backyard, then decides to take a nice roll in some fresh Honduran man-shit. The lead guy is up on a ladder and sees the events unfolding. He hurries down just as the dog re-enter the house through the dog door. Too late. Doors are locked. Dog door is too small to squeeze through. They watch through the window as the dog decides to continue his rolling escapade on the rug. And the furniture. And rub against the curtains. Shit everywhere.
They call my buddy, he thinks it's a joke and soon realizes they aren't fucking around. There's a dog going hog-wild in the house rubbing human feces all over the furniture. He had no other choice than to bite the bullet and call the homeowner, have the entire house steam cleaned and knock half off the paint job and beg them not to trash him on social media.
As a contractor, that's why I include "sanitation services" as a line item for every single project that lasts longer than a day. $120 for a month's rental on a shitter is good insurance for not cleaning party mud off of Suzie Q Homeowner's sofa.
He should have just blamed it on the dog.
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27 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
FA have to consider this shortened window a complete disaster of an idea.
It was a complete disaster. Which means the FA will think it was a great success.
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46 minutes ago, MoJames said:
That's who Sarri put in at the end of Lyon. Looked like his "starters"
I was thinking it was more "guys who just got back to camp" for a number of them.
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Going more modern: RDJ as Tony Stark.
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Cahill over Luiz and/or Ampadu?
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13 minutes ago, MoJames said:
Lots of movement to happen. Latest rumors
Michy loan to Valencia
Tammy to stay
Piazon might stay or AC Milan loan
Baka AC Milan loan
Kalas loan Mbrough
Zouma being considered by Everton and Manure
Drinkwater might be headed back to LCFC
RLC, Ampadu and CHO latest are they stick with the squad.
Oh and Green is player of the year already.I want to see what Michy can do in Sarri's system before he gets shipped out. Unfortunately, that can't happen.
If Tammy stays, I hope he gets some good time in EFL and against easier EPL opponents. Otherwise, it's a waste of a year where he really needs some time on the pitch.
I have no idea what to think about Zouma. Others, I'm fine with.
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Nice posting there Derka.
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34 minutes ago, slorch said:
The bar was lowered waaaaaay the fuck before 2016.
No it wasn't. You're just a racist prick.
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16 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:
He could have used his power to convert all USB connectors to USB-C and solved us all a lot of trouble.
Or just make sure we all put them in correctly the first try and not the third try.
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Looks pretty terrible. But I'm sure I'll love it when I stream it at home while shitfaced.
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It's pretty funny going from Conte with his hair plugs and nice suits to Sarri who looks like someone's dgaf grandpa wandered out of the stands and onto the field.
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10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
i have no idea what the hell you just typed. yes theres a major difference between food allergies/people with celiac disease and those who say theyre gluten free to say theyre gluten free. if you had any ounce of a clue of what you are even adding to this conversation, you would see why im calling some of you dipshits.
It's ironic that you're calling us dipshits when you're the one who took seriously a post that involved smearing peanut butter on an infant's face.
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8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
Im sure most peanut allergic kids will be able to beat up your make believe kid any day.
You seem real mad and are mean and now my feelings are hurt. I think I'll go eat some peanut butter to make myself feel better.
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If I ever have a kid, I'm going to smear peanut butter all over their face as an infant so that they don't grow up to be a pussy.
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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
He needs to do a new version of this.
Seems shopped. Trump isn't near fat enough.
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Hello, /r/soccerstreams.
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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
Next thing they will tell us is obstruction of justice isn’t against the law.
They've already said the President can't obstruct. It's already out there.
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39 minutes ago, bolverk said:
Sessions announces plan to create Religious Liberties Task Force:
What could possibly go wrong?
Maybe they can start by reversing the ban on Muslims.
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Donald Trump 2018
in Cloak Room
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Unless the tape is from when he was in the White House, the response will be "that was a long time ago, now God has turned him into a better man" or some other bullshit cop out.