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I ran into a lot of these same fucking glitches today.....seems to happen about once a week. And yes, you’re really double fucked if you’re watching something you’ve recorded.
I’ve been Directv customer for maybe 20+ years, but I’m about at the threshold of changing. Unfortunately, I’m stupid, so I’ll have to have my teenage kids educate me on my options.
Damn
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Tiger Woods does little to nothing to help inspire the US team.
One would expect more from a seasoned vet.
He carries himself around the course, like he just got out of chemo.
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Texas just sucks.....across the board.
It’s just that simple.
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20 hours ago, NateHitch said:
My wife farted in her sleep a few nights ago. Been married to her for 17 years, I've known/dated/been married to her over half my life and that's the first time I've ever heard her blow one out. Bless her heart for hiding it that long but damn right I was fanning the covers. Had it in my mind that girl farts smell like cinnamon and world peace but that one just smelled like a pulled pork fart. Still proud of her though even if she has no idea, pretty impressive fart.
Purely great story, to end a miserable football day!!
😆
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I love this thread!!
After Maryland game, I started to worry if maybe my apathy could be due to me being an old, being a Horn and Cowboy fan, plus years of losing and disappointment.
But after my gut laughs from some of these posts, I see that others suffer too.....makes me feel better about my own sports misery.
😎
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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Boy this is sure gonna be a swell football season
This is true.....for all of us who are both Cowboy AND Horn fans
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Cardinal McCarrick is looking for a job, so there’s that.
I’m sure Cardinal Wuerl is soon to follow, so there’s that, too.
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It would take an outright dumbass to lay a dime on this comatose team.
I’d suggest giving your piss-away money to the homeless, and score points with the Jesus, instead of pissing it away on these dills.
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39 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
We consistently underperform as well as anybody.
37 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:The one thing we do well is to immediately go away from the one thing that is working
A decade of this.
I’m a pessimistic fan anyway, so at least I’m always prepared to be disappointed.
4 decades ago, I woke up on Saturdays, excited about the game, and ready to brag to my friends all week.
Now, I’m just glad that that most of my employees are female, so I can silently hide my shame.
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Leinart and Wannatedt ripping on Texas, and making very valid points.
Jesus
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If Texas were playing Florida Atlantic, or Southern, it’d still be a tight game.
OU and TCU will wipe their ass with UT
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My kids made me take them to Slenderman.
They liked it.....I thought it was worthless.
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Christopher Walken - Frank White
Reservoir Dogs entire cast
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Downs Beavis Psycho & Geddy
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Vocalists
- Geddy Lee
- Dave Gahan
- Michael Stipe
- Liam Gallagher
- Seal
I’m well prepared for the forthcoming ass whipping, even though OP said there are no wrong answers
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13 hours ago, Red Six said:
I attended this same high school about ten years later.
There are very few schools that can pull off what this one did/does in terms of ethnic and class diversity, as well as high-caliber academics. The kids ran the gamut from elite families in the most exclusive neighborhoods, to the projects. And everyone seemed to get along. It was amazing.
But the athletics -- they were horrible. Except for golf. It helps to have kids who grew up playing on a PGA course.
Cool, and you’re exactly right.
In 1980 or 1981, 3 TCU/Tanglewood kids got in trouble (firearms in lockers, planned to poison school via a/c system).....Legion of Doom was 3 years after I graduated.
But pretty much, everyone got along.
Wish my kids had gone to Paschal, but since it’s 2 daughters, I took the easy way and moved to Aledo
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On 7/20/2018 at 10:21 AM, Incredulity said:
Get off my lawn warning:
Why is everything so fucking dark(lighting) in modern cinema. Between that and the mumbling epidemic I can't stand it.
Man, I couldn’t possibly have said it any better.
The mumbling is particularly maddening...Jesus
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Biggest high school in Fort Worth, but this was over 35 yrs ago.
Probably 50% white, other 50% were black/mexican/other
Great mix of socials/athletes, stoners, ropers
Great times
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11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:
Couldn't tell if Jordan was trying to be funny, or if he was a little snarky there.
He came off sounding like a prick, which was a little off-putting.
Normally seems like class act, but was a little prissy today
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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:
What is 30/29/30?
Winter is -10/-12/-8 (and that's not windchills); but then this summer has been in the low 90's so we're goodI did do a bad job of writing there
What I meant was, I’ll take highs of 108/109/108, anyday, rather than highs of 30/29/30.....over 3 days.
Cold weather sux
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108/109/108 in Benbrook
I’ll take that any day, before 30/29/30
But 80/80/80 would be pretty kick-ass
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Saw this segment on the news tonight.....her smile, and genuine joy, were downright awesome.
I hit record to show to my 2 kiddos tomorrow.
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2 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:
Somebody isn’t a native born Texan.
Indeed I am, but, after 54 years, I’ve met many “transplants” that are a helluva lot better Texans, than the trashy “natives” that we run across daily.
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7 hours ago, Lobo said:
Bragging about being a native born U.S. Citizen always seemed like a curious thing to take credit for to me. I'm glad I was born here, but I didn't really have much to do with it.
You summed up the way I feel about dipshits that boast that they’re a “Native Born Texan”
No one, other than that dumbass, gives a shit that he/she was born here.
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Finally got around to watching Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
Movie sucked.....or perhaps I just lack the intelligence to understand, such a complex masterpiece.
I should have just dusted my baseboards.