Everything posted by SpiralOut
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
This Parlez vous motherfucker been killin' us.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Nice hit Jung. C'mon Leody! Add to it!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Monty won't fail us. Dude has been nails this postseason.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Honestly, could have been much worse with Scherzer.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Adolis is the Vince Young of baseball. You fucking heard me.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Adolis!!!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Find a way to keep Altuve and Alvarez from hitting and we win this.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
So glad Corey finally woke up.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Yo, Marcus. In case no one has told you, you're supposed to be one of the best hitters in baseball.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Well this was always going to happen. Gonna be a wild one tonight.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Is this an intentional walk that's not supposed to look like an intentional walk?
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Well, don't think it could have started any better.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
I understood the reference. It was cool.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
That was a strike, but thanks for the base!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Corey MOTHERFUCKIN' Seager!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
I am completely unworried about tonight's game. Not stressed at all. Like a Zen fucking monk over here. Totally unconcerned. Calmer than a warm island breeze. /proceedstodrinkstraightfromthebottle
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
This means we're going to the World Series, right? Since neither team is able to win a home game. Cell phone flopping out my tickets right now.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Turns out getting HBP and a run crossing home plate counts as an RBI. So I win money and we get to go to Game 7. Today was a good day.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Look at all those empty seats behind home plate. Enjoy the drive home, assholes!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Fucking Adolis is gonna get punched out 5 times. EDIT: I WAS ABSOLUTELY WRONG!!! YES!!!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
I had money on Corey getting an RBI. I guess that doesn't count. But we'll take it anyway!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Dog finally did hunt.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Thanks, shortbus.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Vomit on the sweater already.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
My hands are sweaty for some reason. Weird.