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Leanderman

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  1. "I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube.  Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door."

    Sorry no, a few of us are still heterosexual..

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  2. "Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor."

    We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel. 

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