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  1. On 3/30/2024 at 3:18 PM, ousux said:
    On 3/30/2024 at 8:38 AM, Tex Pete said:
    They’re like the people who think they their own jokes are hysterical. It’s why everyone else finds them insufferable. 

    The dude who put the shot cup on his head then turned to his band mates and shook his head represents all of non-aggy America.

    William Clark Green, I believe. 

  2. On 3/30/2024 at 5:38 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    The Homesman.  Great cast staring Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank.  John Lithgow, James Spader, and Meryl Streep make appearances.  It was well made,  but it was very slow and I’m not sure what the point was other than the Nebraska Territory was a shitty place to live 

    The book is an easy read, and I would encourage you to do so. I thought it was much better than the movie. People go crazy up here. I believe it’s the wind, and it still does it today. 

  3. 6 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    Same, but I also know lots of guys who work at the co-op or a factory and drive big diesels just because they have small dicks.

    Hell of a way to start my Friday. 
    I drive a diesel pickup that pulls a lot of cattle and hay trailers, but I am also sexually challenged. I leave my gas pickup running at the pump because I bought it in college and if I shut the fucker off there’s a 75% chance it won’t start again. 

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  4. 9 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

    Wife bought a piano during the pandemic because no one in our household plays or has any interest in playing piano. (Oldest son plays professionally, but lives in New Orleans- vists a couple of times per year).

    Also during the pandemic, She  bought a rowing machine and a ski erg which do not get used.

    We have a very large living room and all of these things reside there.

    I am a pretty serious cyclist, so of course, there is no way my prospective trainer purchase can be housed anywhere but the garage which basically defeats the entire purpose of having a trainer bike.

    Also, garage is full due to the climbing wall we built....during the pandemic....sigh.

    Your first sentence made me laugh out loud. Thank you. 

  5. 18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

    Yes.

    On an unrelated note, it’s my MIL to be’s 80th birthday today. To celebrate, she’s going to sky dive today.

    My question is what words of encouragement should one offer to a first time sky diver? Good luck? Break a leg? Neither of those seem right.

    “Am I in the will?”  

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  6. 16 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

    I have a rosemary plant in the front next to the sidewalk. Every fucking dog that passes smells this thing and then takes a piss on it. Am I an asshole for wanting to put a sign telling people not to let their dog piss on my plants?

    Put mousetraps around the plant. 

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  7. 10 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

    My sister has a horse barn on 32 acres on Hwy 27 just outside of Comfort (12 miles from Kerrville). I’m probably gonna have some folks out there if anyone is interested. It’s far enough away from Kerrville to not get cluster-fucked by traffic, and close enough to I-10 to make your getaway when it’s over.

    Pics of sister?  

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