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    There is not a female that I know who would request the spider not be killed.
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    Or how much milk is in your glass.
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    Thank you.
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    You’re welcome, but we need that wreath money back please. Gotta bribe the realtors to show Mack and Sally the shitty houses in town.
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    Mom says stop chewing on the cap.
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    Not sure about theft. For all of Brisket’s flaws, he’s not dishonest. The authorities would find an IOU.
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    We’re grown men throwing personal insults at each other over teenage boys and boys barely out of their teenage years.
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    Not my best work but it’ll do. Not serving it until tonight so I will let it finish setting up in the deep freezer. Vanilla with cinnamon. If I have time I will put together some homemade caramel sauce that I have been tinkering with.
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    I stole this off the A&M thread to stick here. Even when I wasn’t drinking this is how I felt every goddamn day when I wasn’t sober. Maybe it’ll help someone else too. Or maybe it’s just Aggy waiting for their SEC Championship next year.
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    How do you even know that?
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    It’s your clean living.
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    I tipped you for helping the guy plus for having a dad who bought an Allis.
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    Will you be here for Christmas? Your mom wants to know.
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    Why not??
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    Must not have been my card then.
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    Don’t forget to piss in the shampoo bottle.
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    Can’t stand them cold.
  18. Kennythetiger
    Assistant to the Minister of Culture.
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    Gets them ready for college dorms. I ain’t your maid, bitch. Watch your laundry.
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    “It’s all right, you’re all right.” ”Fuck you, Mom.”
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    Yep. Catching up on old threads and I thought “What do condoms have to do with the flu?”
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    Buying him tickets to the 2027 World Series.
  24. Kennythetiger
    There was an Al-Anon thread on Shaggy but it didn’t go very well. We drunks couldn’t stay out of it and the Al-Anons gave up.
  25. Kennythetiger
    It’s a cattleman’s paradise to hear Jake tell it.

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