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Kennythetiger

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  1. Was 25 years ago, but I think my meat science professor said something like 80% of Holstein steers would grade choice, it just takes them forever to get there. And that was well-before all of the genetic improvements these last few years especially.
  2. Heifers are a hard deal. You have one born into your herd this year, it’s two and a half years at the earliest until you receive a return back from her calf. That’s a lot of feed.
  3. Have you ever seen a buffalo on meth? It ain’t pretty.
  4. Not long ago we ate lunch at a hippie health food store. This was rehydrated soybeans disguised as chicken. It was…really good. And I say that as a high plains cattle rancher.
  5. Your mom doesn’t trust the internet
  6. Nooooo! Dolores!
  7. Bitch of a fortune cookie, too.
  8. I pos-repped you because I just now realized after two days that your title is a play on the Santa Clause tour. My mom always said that I was special.
  9. He’s one day older than my dad.
  10. Granted I’m twenty years past my prime but I think Stillwater would be a pretty cool place to live in college.
  11. If I get raptured I am absolutely not leaving a password list and my phone unlocked.
  12. And then it didn’t sound good.
  13. I was hoping the low fuel light would be on.
  14. So does she.
  15. The fletchers smells better.
  16. She realized it’s too expensive to divorce you. Might as well just ride it out.
  17. A sensible woman.
  18. Sounds gross. No thanks.
  19. How do you feel about horns down?
  20. Imma you look great. Losing weight? Also missed a great your mom set-up with the bone sliding right out.
  21. Last year there were screams to replace Ewers with Arch. A week ago Arch was a massive failure and “Who is our best back-up? Get him in!” Now we’re heading back to the promised land.
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