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Kennythetiger

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  1. The one night I spent in jail was for carrying concealed weapons. I was at a bar in Denver and the cop saw me put my hands in my pockets.
  2. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?
  3. “I don’t like that takeoff.”
  4. Thank you. I worked my way through law school as Coach Mangino’s towel boy, and I sure got tired of the shitty jokes.
  5. I’m sending this to your special lady friend. Please tell her it’s my go-to for manual labor.
  6. Pretty sure the jump scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is in there.
  7. Did they, though? Ellie’s mom told the leader that she cut the umbilical cord before the bite, not after.
  8. And a fairly difficult customer base.
  9. When I was growing up, working at a fast-food restaurant was always the go-to joke from the older generation. I think COVID showed us that fast-food workers are important, too.
  10. You can fish the Colorado, but you'll freeze your nuts off. I didn’t think it was that deep.
  11. No. We never had a remote. My dad just threw an empty beer can at us and told us to change the channel slowly.
  12. Won’t be unceremonious if you invite all of us.
  13. Mrs. Cumsteen thinks you’re a pussy. There’s always room for a good deal.
  14. Like @HornOnTheBayou a good day for us was square pizza. We had no choice but to drink chocolate milk with the pizza- the goddamn tap water was cloudy with chlorine.
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