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Kennythetiger

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  1. I rode your mom last night. Does that count?
  2. The guy is half mex and half coonass. I thought his life motto is “If it had a heartbeat, I have a recipe.”
  3. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves for making jokes about someone’s mother. Have you no couth? This website is better than that.
  4. What’s directly above the chalk holders?
  5. R.I.P., Shaggy.
  6. This is what mine does. I don’t think she’s ever made a straight apology in her entire got damn life. This’ll do, though.
  7. What if Ewers comes back next year?
  8. Goddamn, you guys. It’s Taaffe.
  9. Hopefully not the Texas game.
  10. He potties?
  11. What the fuck.
  12. Not a sure deal there, either.
  13. When you have a moment could you tell us how you really feel?
  14. Gets us to the game faster.
  15. I don’t know, he looks pretty real to me.
  16. Never mind. I understand what you were doing now.
  17. @irishtexan
  18. Your wife seems pretty cool. I am guessing that you wearing that t-shirt and taking pictures with hot chicks would be pretty far down on her list of issues with being married to you.
  19. My dad is 75. Around five years ago he discovered voice-to-text and he never looked back. If we read his texts really fast and out loud, we can usually understand him. ❤️
  20. Thank god neither fan base drinks excessively. Things could get out of hand otherwise.
  21. I don’t think they’re taking away from her bank account. They’re adding to it. I assume “taxes” means April 15….
  22. My wife wants to know where that machine is now…?
  23. The opossum is probably cleaner than the cat.
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