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Kennythetiger

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  1. Gumbo is on the left and Blue the right. The humane society named them but you can bet your ass I will submit your names for next consideration.
  2. That’s why you run chickens behind the pigs.
  3. This part made me laugh out loud. We adopted two dogs separately, but close in time. Blue kills about one badger a year, which puts him in the vet clinic for a week. Gumbo loves being the only dog at home during that time.
  4. That’s fair enough. How about this one? Accordion, banjo, AND spoons.
  5. “I bring you the 15 Comm….crash….The 10 Commandments!”
  6. A kid in my high school class only had one nut. We called him “Nad”.
  7. I hope to never reach a point in my life where “your mom” jokes and old people farting in public are not funny.
  8. I’d rather listen to an accordion than a harp. Plus you guys already sent me to hell around 15 years ago.
  9. This made me laugh harder than I should have. Long day.
  10. “Hoping for a slow recovery.” gonna have to remember that one.
  11. It’s not THAT the wind is blowing, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing….
  12. Do you all still support slavery in your state constitution? I can’t remember for sure. SEC!!!
  13. Why do you have that on your phone, Pastor?
  14. It wasn’t until Prince died that I learned he wrote that song.
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