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Kennythetiger

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  1. She’s pretty kick-ass. I just couldn’t concentrate. It was my request to shut that shit off. Felt like this:
  2. That looks like expensive lumber in that hole
  3. If there was ever an empathetic audience, it would be ours.
  4. Let’s use some of the wreath fund to get this for @Sbbruin when he finishes his treatments.
  5. Telling whomever will listen that it wasn’t her fault.
  6. You’re only as good as the integrity of your opponent.
  7. My dad is in his mid 70s and loves texting. He won’t answer a call, but will text almost immediately. However, he exclusively uses only voice-to-text. If you read his messages out loud and quickly, you can usually figure out what he’s saying.
  8. *Liable. And would require a civil suit. I’m too lazy for that. Tazing and airplane jail is quicker, cheaper, and satisfies instant gratification.
  9. We don’t want any trouble in here, not in any language.
  10. How about the dude that got hit with shrapnel from tannerite? Three different fucking threads.
  11. I’ve done this one a few times. We had to shut off the light bar because it made me laugh out loud and I couldn’t follow it. Just used the vibration things instead
  12. When you control the mail, you control information.
  13. I hope they charged him with battery. Consequences for that shit. Most states have a “first-time offenders” type program to keep things off kids’ records, but the charges aren’t dismissed until the kid jumps through a bunch of hoops.
  14. Tomorrow, correct? If you die can I have your watch?
  15. I got one for you. Listened to the soundtrack this morning.
  16. My dad still believes that Pete Rose is being screwed.
  17. I don’t think their ass is the part you’ve got to worry about. Poop like a Mexican
  18. Except more than once I’ve put my sunglasses on the brim of my hat, and then forgotten where they are.
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