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Kennythetiger

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  1. Until I joined this fine website, I was unaware of how many women wear wigs. Also, wtf are men doing in that video? If I came upon an alley literally packed full of loud women, I would get the absolute fuck out of there.
  2. I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them How did you protect your earnings while still giving the guys a dance?
  3. Kleenex are a no. Any bit of beard stubble shreds the tissue all over your face. Viva paper towels during allergy season.
  4. Now heading to Lowe’s this afternoon. Y’all need anything?
  5. This is why we had to help with WWII. Be six years old and use your imagination, dude.
  6. Yep. “Irritability” was the word that my doctor used. I told her that I was down for anything she thought might work, except I didn’t want anything that would make me fat, impotent, or a zombie. Wellbutrin didn’t do any of that.
  7. Wife? If so, all of my posts about you are joking, of course. Love you!
  8. *Assistant to the Sales Manager. Does the chick in the pantsuit ever turn around?
  9. Well, he’s got a point. That’s why my 870 is in the corner of my bedroom. I’m Matthew Fucking Quigley with my 25-06, but that’s not in the dark, groggy from my post-coital time with your mom. The older I get, the more I like my shotgun.
  10. Edit- might watch state tax deadlines. There are some rebates in my home state that depend upon timely-filed state returns.
  11. I’d write it off as careless ordering on your wife’s part and go on with life.
  12. IRS, social security, and hospitals still use faxes, so that’s what your dad and I will continue to use.
  13. I did Wellbutrin for about a year. Light dose from my regular doctor, was supposed to help with anxiety and mood swings. After a year of better exercise, a weighted blanket, better diet, counseling, and….you know….not drinking, we quit the meds and kept the other stuff.
  14. You’ve clearly never seen me shoot. The miss ricochets off the concrete driveway and takes out Mrs. Smith sitting in her living room chair watching The Price Is Right. This is why we can’t have nice things.
  15. 6:30 yesterday morning. Two days before this? 93*.
  16. You must be new here. Very few of Surly’s legal experts have ever seen the inside of a law school, let alone sat for a bar exam.
  17. Kennythetiger

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    How very aggy of him.
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