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Kennythetiger

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  1. Condescending, yet helpful.
  2. I tip the shit out of those folks. They’ll wash my vehicle for a few minutes before moving the belt forward.
  3. My friends would leave me there for bait.
  4. When mine pisses me off with her constant social interaction I remind myself that it’s very important to her, and remind myself that she’s the social face of our relationship. If she’s the life of the party, then I don’t have to be.
  5. Mine doesn’t, and I am ok with that. One less gallon of clean water wasted. Ah, fuck. I was cheering for her until this one.
  6. One mother of two was killed.
  7. Our dog bowl is filtered water when she fills it. I leave the toilet lid open.
  8. That’s why god made cocktails and appetizers.
  9. Have your buddy try it on first.
  10. Make it to the Super Bowl and then get shit-canned.
  11. I was trying to put a Blazing Saddles spin on your post. 😊
  12. “It’s not about how much you drink, it’s about what the drink does to you.”
  13. Yep. Great marketing.
  14. “Get out of here you ugly bastard” is all they get at my place. Most people around here kill them.
  15. Dude leave him alone. He puts his girlfriend’s legs in the background of his dog pics. She’s got nice legs. Not that I’ve ever noticed.
  16. Some of us have to ask Siri because we can’t stay awake. Fuck me running. Getting old sucks.
  17. You said “boudin” twice.
  18. I always assume they’re staged.
  19. Not if it’s his dad’s shirt.
  20. Al4ISU.
  21. Who was the girl guitarist?
  22. William Clark Green opened for Shane. Great time.
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