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Kennythetiger

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  1. The entire goddamn world is your urinal. Beta cuck.
  2. I couldn’t quit laughing. He’s damn lucky he didn’t put that first round into the floor.
  3. It’s a motto- it just says itself.
  4. It’s fucking delicious, and @Al_4_ISU can shove his bottle of ranch where the sun don’t shine. R.I.P. grandma. She put Dorothy Lynch on iceberg lettuce and called it a salad, and used butter as a condiment on ham sandwiches. Also froze loaves of bread. I don’t think I ever had a ham sandwich with completely thawed-out bread.
  5. Fuck em all. We hit more than one of their stops on their farewell tour. They stood on stage and talked shit on other bands who “retired” and then started touring again. Not that I hold a grudge or anything like that.
  6. “It’s hard to have fun in a place like this, but I do my best” is a regular phrase for me. As is “You tend your biscuits.”
  7. I don’t recall you being no lover of cows neither, Jake. Pretty whores and clean shirts were always more your style.
  8. I hope one of them says to the others “The only way to get better food around here is by shooting Deadshank.”
  9. Oh. What did you talk about, then?
  10. I swear, Gus. You’d argue with a ‘possum.
  11. My favorite part of the second one.
  12. My family wore out that vcr tape when I was growing up. It was our favorite family movie. And not even close to Yellowstone. “And “H” is for…?” ”Uh…”Homeless!” Clancy was my favorite character. I really liked the way he rode his horse. As a kid the chase was my favorite part, but after I grew up and understood the movie better, I still get goosebumps when the guy in the sheepskin coat says, “Glory be- would you look at that!” and the trumpets and bull whip start.
  13. Hopefully we don’t become the Nebraska of the SEC.
  14. That would be “True Detective”, but you’re close. Never mind. I see you said “big screen”.
  15. What’s good for me ain’t necessarily good for the weak-minded.
  16. I haven’t seen the show yet, but this part doesn’t really surprise me. In recovery myself, there isn’t much more of an uncomfortable feeling for me in a social setting than other people altering their behavior for me, even if they have great intentions. Happened early on, and always made me feel like shit. You want to shotgun a Busch Light during Farmageddon? Hell, I’ll hold your plate of food for you. Will be interested in your thoughts on the dry drunk part. I was a dry drunk for around 5 years, and probably was even more of an asshole than when I was drinking. Glad you weighed-in. Was interested in your inevitable review before I watch it.
  17. So you married a woman. Congratulations.
  18. Many thanks. I didn’t recognize Ms. Cates in the black and white photo. Looks like a 12 year old girl in that one.
  19. Look, Eddie- you’re a nice guy, but stay in your lane. We’re experts here. Especially in medicine, the law, and coaching. The three professions.
  20. Your grandma loved you more than mine did me.
  21. Corner of my mouth cutting sons of bitches.
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